25 Ways To Piss Off A Terp
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25 Ways To Piss Off A Terp

RIP my bracket.

25 Ways To Piss Off A Terp
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Being a student at the University of Maryland is a great experience. Don't get me wrong. UMD has a variety of people that add to this experience, for better or worse. It's never a dull day in CP.

1. Remind them how much they're paying in tuition

2. Remind them they got knocked out the first round in March Madness

3. Remind them of their brackets that suffered because of that

4. Be a creepy bouncer at one of the 3 main dive bars

5. Have the University of Minnesota-Duluth come up when you Google "UMD"

6. Say "Terp down for what" without irony

7. Take up a table at McKeldin meant for 5+ people for yourself during finals

8. Throw up on the Orange bus

9. Throw up on the Blue bus

10. You know what? Throwing up on any bus is going to piss me off

11. Be an aggressive biker on the sidewalk

12. Be an aggressive scooter-er on the sidewalk

13. Tell students they're going to hell while preaching in Hornbake Plaza

14. Message the whole class on Elms for your survey

15. No, I don't want to join OneClass

16. Finding someone's ID, posting on your class's Facebook group, and tagging the person in the post instead of privately messaging them

17. Be from out of state and act superior because you don't think -20 degrees is cold

18. Take my seat I've been sitting in all semester because the one time you show up is for the midterm


20. Take the machine right next to me in Eppley/Ritchie when there are like 10 others open

21. "I think your major is interesting but I didn't declare it because I actually wanted to make money and not color for my degree"

22. Come up to me asking me to sign your clipboard

23. One time I heard someone call Bent's "RJ's" and I don't know that kinda pissed me off

24. Be DOTS

25. Make us defend a turtle as a mascot

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