25 Texts You Send Your Girl Squad Group Chat
Start writing a post
Relationships

25 Texts You Send Your Girl Squad Group Chat

Girl bashing and boy gushing.

226
25 Texts You Send Your Girl Squad Group Chat
lloydmoviereviews

With every best friend squad comes a best friend squad group chat. The contents of the group chat are strictly confidential, since it contains numerous girl bashing, boy gushing and random inside jokes. Yet, all epic girl group chats seem to discuss these same topics. I mean come on, how can you call yourself a girl squad if you do not text updates to each other every five seconds? If your group chat is as basic as mine, you can relate to these 25 texts.

1. "OMG! I just met the most beautiful boy ever created!"

*Proceeds to send picture, age, height, weight and future wedding dress.

2. "So can we get food now, I'm like totally dying."

3. "Where should we go tonight?"

4. "Help! I think I like him!"

*Followed by a collective: "Don't catch feelings! He's a player!"

5. "Come snuggle me."

6. "Ugh! Did you see her Instagram post? I mean seriously how thirsty can she be!"

*Followed by a collective: "Ugh! Like what! I hate her! Seriously!"

7. "I literally can't."

8. "OMG! Guys! (insert sexy boy code name) is walking in front of me! I could touch him! Should I touch him? Should I say hi?"

9. "OMG! I am so embarrassing! I said hi and now I am going to die in a hole! RIP. Bye!"

*Followed by a discussion to justify your horrible actions.

10. "I'm sooo drunk!"

11. "Guys, I'm lost.

12. "Are we trying to look cute tonight?"

13. "Which picture should I post?"

14. "SOS! What do I say to this message?!"

*Sends screenshot.

15. "This is us."

*Sends irrational article/picture that describes how insane your lives are together.

16. "I got the booze!"

*Followed by an unanimous "Hallelujah!"

17. "ASHFKS FLKSD SJFSFLJ."

18. "So can someone please explain what happened last night."

*Followed by a series of insane pictures and videos recapturing your wild night.

19. "Should I buy this shirt?"

*Followed by: "Well, will it fit all of us?"

20. "I really love you all."

*Awww!

21. "Are you alive?"

*No response.

22. *Sends zoomed in stalker picture of a boy from 500 feet away.

23. "Wine night or tequila shots?"

24. "He slept over..."

*Nooo

25. "Code Red! Save me from this weirdo!"

Without your girl squad group chat, you and all your friends would most likely die. From hungover morning recaps to the frantic SOS when something embarrassing happens, the group chat is never a bore. Just be careful not to send confidential information to the wrong one!

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Adulting

Unlocking Lake People's Secrets: 15 Must-Knows!

There's no other place you'd rather be in the summer.

932528
Group of joyful friends sitting in a boat
Haley Harvey

The people that spend their summers at the lake are a unique group of people.

Whether you grew up going to the lake, have only recently started going, or have only been once or twice, you know it takes a certain kind of person to be a lake person. To the long-time lake people, the lake holds a special place in your heart, no matter how dirty the water may look.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Top 10 Reasons My School Rocks!

Why I Chose a Small School Over a Big University.

108379
man in black long sleeve shirt and black pants walking on white concrete pathway

I was asked so many times why I wanted to go to a small school when a big university is so much better. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure a big university is great but I absolutely love going to a small school. I know that I miss out on big sporting events and having people actually know where it is. I can't even count how many times I've been asked where it is and I know they won't know so I just say "somewhere in the middle of Wisconsin." But, I get to know most people at my school and I know my professors very well. Not to mention, being able to walk to the other side of campus in 5 minutes at a casual walking pace. I am so happy I made the decision to go to school where I did. I love my school and these are just a few reasons why.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lots of people sat on the cinema wearing 3D glasses
Pinterest

Ever wonder what your friend meant when they started babbling about you taking their stapler? Or how whenever you ask your friend for a favor they respond with "As You Wish?" Are you looking for new and creative ways to insult your friends?

Well, look no further. Here is a list of 70 of the most quotable movies of all time. Here you will find answers to your questions along with a multitude of other things such as; new insults for your friends, interesting characters, fantastic story lines, and of course quotes to log into your mind for future use.

Keep Reading...Show less
New Year Resolutions

It's 2024! You drank champagne, you wore funny glasses, and you watched the ball drop as you sang the night away with your best friends and family. What comes next you may ask? Sadly you will have to return to the real world full of work and school and paying bills. "Ah! But I have my New Year's Resolutions!"- you may say. But most of them are 100% complete cliches that you won't hold on to. Here is a list of those things you hear all around the world.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

The Ultimate Birthday: Unveiling the Perfect Day to Celebrate!

Let's be real, the day your birthday falls on could really make or break it.

52045
​different color birthday candles on a cake
Blacksburg Children's Museum

You heard it here first: birthdays in college are some of the best days of your four years. For one day annually, you get to forget about your identity as a stressed, broke, and overworked student, and take the time to celebrate. You can throw your responsibilities for a day, use your one skip in that class you hate, receive kind cards and gifts from loved ones and just enjoy yourself.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments