1. We don't get offended easily.

2. We easily offend the less sarcastic.

3. We can't tolerate people who take us seriously.

4. We don't even take ourselves seriously.

5. Half of the time we don't even know whether or not we're being sarcastic.

6. No one else can ever tell whether or not we're being serious.

7. Our greatest friendships are with people who share our sarcastic personality.

8. We're the friend that people go to for an honest opinion.

9. We hardly show emotion.

10. We rarely cry, because we don't take anything too seriously.

11. If we do show emotion, it is accompanied by sarcasm.

12. We end the majority of sentences with: “Just kidding."

13. Our closest friends know that we're not kidding.

14. We're very transparent, because we never hold back our thoughts or opinions.

15. Not everyone appreciates our dry, yet hilarious, sense of humor.

16. Accepting compliments like a normal person is not our forte.

17. Communicating sarcasm via text is never easy, because people can't read our tone.

18. The more comfortable we are around you, the more sarcastic we are towards you.

19. A lot of the time, sarcasm is used in an endearing way.

20. If we say, “I hate you," what we probably mean to say is, “I love you."

21. Don't try to BS us, because we can see right through it.

22. We aren't the best at handling serious situations.

23. We respond to stupidity with sarcasm.

24. We aren't fake. Even if we don't directly tell someone how we feel about something, it is very easy to tell what's on our minds. If we don't like someone or something, everyone around us knows it.

25. There is no question that we are the funniest person in the room.