UGH, is school seriously back already?
It feels like I literally just moved out of my old apartment and checked my final grades. Every year, it's the same routine.
These are the thoughts and feelings we have all experienced on our first day of class;
1. OMG, is that seriously my alarm?
2. I'll just skip. It's syllabus week anyway, what could be possibly be doing?
3. Actually, I'll just drop the class and add a different section. Then it's not even skipping! I am a genius.
4. ....ugh I guess I'll just go.
5. Actually, yeah this is gonna be MY year. Gonna make a 4.0 all my notes are gonna be cute and color coordinated.
6. Should I look nice for class? There could be someone cute...🤔
7. Eh, I'll hide in the back and scope it out and THEN decide if I need to look decent for this class.
8. But for today, athletic shorts and my Salty Dog shirt.
9. Time for coffee. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
10. coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecovfefecoffeecoffeecoffee
11. I love being awake. LOL remember when I almost didn't go to class? I'm a goof.
12. I'm gonna leave so that I can get to class 15 minutes early.
13. Heck, I'm going to introduce myself to the professor. They LOVE that! And will ToTaLly remember me!
14. Okay, here I go!
15. ....okay so now I'm in class and wish to speak to no one.
16. Where should I sit? That chair in the back corner looks pretty good.
17. I hope nobody sits near me.
18. Not like literally nobody, but nobody that wants to talk.
19. OMG that girl that just walked in went to my high school. I know her but I don't know if she'll remember me oh god I have to drop this class.
20. WHY is the prof making us say a fun fact about ourselves?! I am truly the most unlucky person on this earth.
21. Okay, think.. a fun fact. I must have at least ONE right???
22. I'll just make something up. trolololol
23. Okay now that that's over with, time to zone out. At least 4 people on the roster weren't even here SMH I deserve to relax unlike those slackers.
24. This is gonna be the best year ever 😎