Visiting family during the holidays can be a very interesting experience, especially if you have family in a different state or even a different country. Even though some of our family members may be a little "cooky," we love them just the same, and we do get a good laugh out of their crazy antics. For some reason, though we all come from different backgrounds, we all seem to have a grandmother in Florida. If you're like, "No, I don't." Trust me, you do. She's out there.
I didn't have the chance to visit my grandmother in Florida this Christmas (shoutout to Mary Lou), but my friend Josh did, and we compiled a list of things that may go through your mind during this whirlwind of an adventure.
Here are some thoughts that may go through your head when visiting your beloved grandmother in the sunshine state:
1. "I don't know how you have your license."
2. "Why do you have pillows that you're not allowed to lay on?"
3. "Why does that lady keep shushing us?"
4. Elderly cleavage.
5. "Why does she keep eating over the buffet?"
6. "I think you've told me that before."
7. "Is that racist? I think that's racist."
8. "Is that our Cadillac? No, that's a different Cadillac."
9. "Yes, I'm full. No I don't wany anymore food. No, I don't want a muffin, thanks though."
10. "Bingo?! Already?! Someone check those numbers."
11. "I should probably apologize to the waitress."
12. "If she didn't want it to be hot, why is she in Florida?"
13. "There's no way she just counted that stroke in mini golf."
14. "Damn, I have to apologize to the waitress again."
15. "I wonder what would happen if I just started running?"
16. "Yes, you pick out what ice cream you want and then you tell them your order. Yes, these are all the flavors. Yes, so now you tell them your order."
17. "Maybe I'm adopted."
18. "Maybe they'll serve me alcohol if I ask."
19. "It's not broken you just need to connect to the wifi."
20. "Who was that you just said hi to? Oh, you don't like her?"
21. "You don't have to download anything to use the Internet."
22. "Yeah, you just press down on that knob to turn on the wind shield wipers."
23. "That wasn't so bad."
24. "Yes, I'll be back next year Grandma."
We love you, Grandma. Even if we do have to apologize to strangers and teach you how to turn on the computer every time you use it!






















