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24 Things Boys Will Never Understand

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24 Things Boys Will Never Understand

As girls, we experience things that boys never have to go through. They think we are complex creatures, and that confuses the hell out of them. In reality, however, all we really care about is puppies and junk food. If you’re a girl, you can probably relate to these 24 things that most boys never will.

  1. Putting a bra on every morning.
  2. Making sure your bra is the right color/style/texture for what you’re wearing.
  3. Having to give your hair tie to the barfing girl at a frat party and not being able to find another one quite like it.
  4. Picking out the perfect outfit and putting your jeans on, only to realize they've stretched out too much to be worn.
  5. Not being able to put 90 percent of your clothes in the dryer.
  6. The pain of wearing your hair up all day.
  7. When you feel a loose hair tickling your arm, but you can’t actually find it, so it torments you for 20 minutes.
  8. Constantly being told not to go anywhere alone.
  9. Worrying about putting your face on each morning.
  10. Having to shave your entire body.
  11. The pain of wearing heels even though they make your legs look great.
  12. Underbutt no matter which shorts you’re wearing.
  13. Stabbing your eye with a mascara wand.
  14. Being forced to always wear a shirt.
  15. Maintaining your eyebrows.
  16. Picking your split ends.
  17. Getting your hair caught in your earrings.
  18. Asking your friends if your lipstick looks okay every 10 minutes.
  19. Because lipstick gets on everything.
  20. When you burn yourself with a curling wand and it looks like a hickey.
  21. Losing the feeling in your legs because your pants are too tight.
  22. Having a different purse for every occasion.
  23. Never going to the bathroom alone.
  24. Periods.

But even with so much to think about throughout the day, most of us would agree that we would much rather deal with daily makeup application and cattiness than whatever goes on in boy world, because we don’t actually understand them either.

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