21 Signs You Did Mock Trial
Start writing a post
Sports

21 Signs You Did Mock Trial

Keep Calm and Mock On

723
21 Signs You Did Mock Trial
Marielle Montecillo

Mock trial. The activity we live for or the bane of our existence. Are you a former mocker or a current mock star? Find out with 21 Signs You Did Mock Trial.

Mock on.

1. You have to explain what Mock Trial is to anyone not in Mock Trial.

"What's mock trial?" "It's like LARPing for lawyers." "What's LARPing?"

2. You waste too many post its on aggressive notes during trial


3. No matter how hard you try, you will never understand how to argue more prejudicial than probative.

4. You can't help but watch Law and Order and silently pick out all the objections that would happen in real life.

5. You only remember former mockers by the characters they played in previous cases.

6. You shamelessly wear the same suit 3 days in row during Mock Trial competitions


7. You are slightly offended every time you are redirected towards the American Massage Therapy Association website.


8. You understand having a former mocker as a judge at a tournament is a blessing and a cure at the same time.

At least it's not an 1L.

9. Listening to judges comments post-trial like...

10. When you're lost on the way to the tournament, you just follow the hoards of people in suits carrying case boxes.

11. You love being the witness who goes off rambling about something random, like how your three legged dog played a full house during poker last night.

12. You cringe at the phrases "I'll allow it for now" or "I'll give opposing counsel some leeway here"

13. You feel intimidated AF when you see an all female table.

14. You understand that the timekeeper is what makes or breaks your round.

15. You feel shame when you don't have a follow up response to the objection battle

16. But you feel awesome when you do

17. You look at the judge when answering every question.

18. You know what CS, PD, ORCs, and Nats stand for.

19. When you know the judge loves character witnesses

20. You do not want to go to law school and hate law, but you do mock trial anyway

21. But you wouldn't give up mock trial for anything.


Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
the beatles
Wikipedia Commons

For as long as I can remember, I have been listening to The Beatles. Every year, my mom would appropriately blast “Birthday” on anyone’s birthday. I knew all of the words to “Back In The U.S.S.R” by the time I was 5 (Even though I had no idea what or where the U.S.S.R was). I grew up with John, Paul, George, and Ringo instead Justin, JC, Joey, Chris and Lance (I had to google N*SYNC to remember their names). The highlight of my short life was Paul McCartney in concert twice. I’m not someone to “fangirl” but those days I fangirled hard. The music of The Beatles has gotten me through everything. Their songs have brought me more joy, peace, and comfort. I can listen to them in any situation and find what I need. Here are the best lyrics from The Beatles for every and any occasion.

Keep Reading...Show less
Being Invisible The Best Super Power

The best superpower ever? Being invisible of course. Imagine just being able to go from seen to unseen on a dime. Who wouldn't want to have the opportunity to be invisible? Superman and Batman have nothing on being invisible with their superhero abilities. Here are some things that you could do while being invisible, because being invisible can benefit your social life too.

Keep Reading...Show less
houses under green sky
Photo by Alev Takil on Unsplash

Small towns certainly have their pros and cons. Many people who grow up in small towns find themselves counting the days until they get to escape their roots and plant new ones in bigger, "better" places. And that's fine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought those same thoughts before too. We all have, but they say it's important to remember where you came from. When I think about where I come from, I can't help having an overwhelming feeling of gratitude for my roots. Being from a small town has taught me so many important lessons that I will carry with me for the rest of my life.

Keep Reading...Show less
​a woman sitting at a table having a coffee
nappy.co

I can't say "thank you" enough to express how grateful I am for you coming into my life. You have made such a huge impact on my life. I would not be the person I am today without you and I know that you will keep inspiring me to become an even better version of myself.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

106789
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments