From the first day of freshman year, my roommate and I got along great. We grew closer and closer as the second semester of our freshman year approached. Now, finishing sophomore year, we have grew a different relationship. What's mine is hers. What's hers is mine. I have grown to know that our relationship is not determined by hearts and emojis saying "I love you BFF, best roommate ever!!", but by saying "get out before I hit you." She gets me. I get her. The sarcasm will only grow, the hate will grow fonder like the heart. At the end of the day, we signed a lease together, chose to live on the same floor of the house together, and even have our rooms next to each other. Obsessed? Ew..maybe, yes. So, that is why we are even living in a house together next year as juniors. As we don't already share every thing around us, and I mean everything, this separation will not change one thing. Two feet away from each other is pretty far, but we can handle. Any pair of roommate who have been able to deal with each other for this long will be able to relate. From leaving to dorms to moving into a house I have realized things will change, but will they really? Not one bit.
1. Your personal bedroom is still my room, even if I have my own.
2. Because our schedules will be different, our daily time spent together won't change.
3. I realize you will still wear all of my clothes every day.
4. Although you are next door, you are still in 24/7 contact with me.
5. I will probably still take all of your food, I don't care.
6. Even though you will have a car, you're probably going to take mine places...
7. We will take each others alcohol..
8. And money...
9. And chargers...
10. And take each others lives while we are at it.
11. When you don't sleep in your bed, it becomes my own.
12. And I will drunkingly still spill food in your bed..
13. No longer roommates? We still don't know personal space.
14. Why make it to our rooms, we will have a couch to share.
15. We can be ratchet behind closed doors now (dorm life).
16. Roommates or not, I still hate you.
17. Getting to the neighbors even if we already know them.
18. You will come with me to do my laundry downstairs, just like you did in the dorms.
19. If we thought we were "cool" in the dorms, wait for the house...
20. We were reminded this for the past two years, why would it stop?
21. We were typical dorm living kids... we will be the typical college off campus kids...
But better...
22. Roommates on campus or off, I have come to the main realization of it all... you're stuck with me b*tch.
