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21 Thoughts Recovering Spring Break College Students Have

It's been a long week that everyone wants to forget about, we can all agree on that.

Colleen Clennon
Mar 21, 2016
Purdue University
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21 Thoughts Recovering Spring Break College Students Have
Colleen Clennon

The day after getting back from spring break calls for a recap of the nights out...as well as some self reflection. Trophies are awarded to the worst sun burns, the best belly flops, and who got the most footage on their GoPro. Participation awards are of course given to the first person to pass out, the first person to run out of money, and for the unlucky, the first to interact with the friendly county officers. Regardless of where you went on spring break, these thoughts have definitely crossed your mind since you got back to campus.

1. Wow, I need a detox.

2. Hey, does that teatox thing really work?

3. I really didn't get as tan as I thought I would.

4. That was the longest week of my life.

5. I'm never going back to (insert ratchet destination here).

6. I need a vacation to recover from that vacation.

7. I'm never drinking again.

8. Does anyone know anybody who can fix water damaged phones?

9. Does anyone know anybody who can fix shattered screens?

10. I think I have an exam this week.

11. I literally don't know the last time I ate a vegetable.

12. I'm so broke right now.

13. I am the epitome of a broke college student.

14. I haven't checked my email in a week.

15. If I have a single email from a professor, I'm going to delete it.

16. I guess I don't have to bother going to the gym anymore.

17. I need a burger to the face right now.

18. I would settle for Taco Bell.

19. Wait...I have how long to pull my grades together?

20. Let's do a cruise next year.

21. Does anyone want to go out tonight?

I'm glad you all got home safely in one piece. Until next year, you savage spring break party animals.

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