The big 2-1. The day that many people—well, degenerates like myself—look forward to. Friends, alcohol, more alcohol. What's not to love? The day after, people. The day after is what not to love.
Here, 21 thoughts we've all had the day after your 21st birthday:
1. I am never drinking again.
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2. Am I alive, or is this some nightmare I need to wake up from?
3. Okay, I am alive. Where am I? Help.
4. I need water more than I need oxygen right now.
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5. Where is my phone? Need to start damage control because, knowing me, I texted people I do not want to speak to.
6. Wait, where is my wallet?
7. God, I do not even want to think about checking my bank account.
8. I should probably eat.
9. Mmm, yeah, on second thought, hard pass.
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10. Actually though, never drinking again. Not worth it.
11. Why do my friends hate me?
12. I feel like I got hit by an 18-wheeler, and that just wasn't enough so an elephant had to come stand on top of me.
13. I wish robots were a thing because I really need some water. Needed it yesterday.
14. It is entirely too bright and what is that noise? Make it stop.
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15. Whose number is this? Do I even know someone from that area code?
16. I should probably be questioning how I got home.
17. Is this even my t-shirt? How did I get in it? Where are my actual clothes?
18. I think I broke my toe. Or my foot. Or maybe it is my ankle. Not hundo p sure.
19. Here come the shakes -- hype!
20. Even better -- here come the "I can't believe you did that" texts. I'd rather not know. Ignorance is bliss, right?
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21. Maybe if I just go back to sleep, it will all go away and I will wake up with no ragrets and go back to being a functioning member of society.
P.S. You wake up with many regrets, and it is impossible to be a functioning member of society.
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