21 Questions For WPI
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21 Questions For WPI

Laurie Leshin still hasn't sent me a Cease and Desist, so I think this is okay.

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21 Questions For WPI
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  1. First of all, how dare you?
  2. Do you choose the Dunkin Ladies based on their brutal efficiency or put them through vigorous training to be that way?
  3. Just exactly how much crack cocaine is in a Daka cookie? Give me a ratio here.
  4. Is Laurie Leshin Illuminati?
  5. Furthermore, is her corgi a ploy to distract us from how dreadful our existence is?
  6. Is the corgi actually the one running the institution, and Laurie’s just their puppet?
  7. If I fling myself from one of the towers, how many 1010 students will calculate my velocity?
  8. On a scale of one to ten, how much are the programmer bros in the CS department overcompensating?
  9. Just out of curiosity, when am I gonna get my reach-around, considering you are continuously fucking me up the ass?
  10. When are you gonna give up the act we don’t have an alcohol problem?
  11. Do you group floors based on how big of a sarcastic asshole we are or how poor our decision-making skills are?
  12. Does Health Services not give STD tests themselves because they recognize how little the students are getting?
  13. Furthermore, is the reason our mascot the goat because most of the students are horny nerds?
  14. Are the IMGD majors aware the only joke bigger than them is the statement “The RAs care?”
  15. So is nobody going to tell Ken Stafford that he’s a meme?
  16. In the official WPI drinking game, is “take a shot every time FRC sounds like a cult” in there? Because if not it should be.
  17. How many quarts of my tears do my professors drink to stay hydrated?
  18. Do you know that the first thing they ask you at a WPI apartment party is “coke or rum and coke?”
  19. How many times a night do you have to tell yourself you’re better than WPI to sleep?
  20. Is the amount of floorcest relational to the amount of social graces the floor lacks?
  21. Can I go now?
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