Doutzen Kroes is a veteran VS model from the Netherlands. Not many may know her by name, probably because it’s not easy to pronounce, but we've all seen her before. Her face may not be regarded as one of the best when it comes to VS models, but it’s impossible to deny that her body is one of the best out there, even after two kids.
But, then again, kids.
Grade: 84
Projected pick: 17
Adriana Lima
Adriana Lima is one of the all time greats. In sports terms, she’s on the level of Larry Bird or Derek Jeter. She’s got it all. Her body is a 15 out of 10. Her lips are some of the best I've ever seen, her accent is rivaled by none, and staring into these eyes will convince any 14 year old boy that he just lost his virginity.
With that being said, she’s a seasoned veteran, which means her upside isn't quite as high as some of the other girls, and that can’t be overlooked. Also, her Instagram game isn't in top shape. But hey, she’s Adriana Lima, so of course she gets a pass.
Grade: 97
Projected pick: 4
Blanca Padilla
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s something about this model that puts me in a slightly worse mood than I was before. Maybe it’s that her neck rivals that of a baby giraffe. Or maybe it’s that I don’t even remember seeing her in this year's fashion show, even though she was a part of it. Or maybe it’s just this, well, unconventional outfit.
Grade: 67Projected pick: last (Mrs. Irrelevant)
Karlie Kloss
Karlie Kloss might not have the name value that Adriana and Candice have, but she’s an up-and-comer that everyone will know soon enough. She’s got piercing eyes, a stylish and trendy haircut, and a VERY close relationship with every guy's secret favorite artist, Taylor Swift. It’s also important to note that this relationship is rumored to include a kiss, and that’s points in my book. Oh, and she’s currently studying at Harvard.
I'd say she's on the rise.
Grade: 91
Projected pick: 8Candice Swanepoel
Candice Swanepoel can most easily be described in two words: absolute dime. She’s got the three B’s that every guy wants and I just made up: Blonde hair, Blue eyes, and a large Bust. She’s right in the prime of her career, which means her upside is at the tip top, and her Instagram will make you reevaluate everything you know about life. I mean, just, I mean, yeah.
Grade: 99
Projected pick: 1Elsa Hosk
Elsa Hosk is another VS model that doesn’t have the biggest name recognition, but she’s my personal favorite from this year's show. Blue eyes, long blonde hair, and an innocent face that, if you look long enough, whispers, “Let me take the wheel.” She’s young, Swedish, and has experience with some of the hottest brands in the world. Trust me when I say, she could be every guy's dream girl.
Yup.
Grade: 94Projected pick: 12
Now, if only this wasn't fantasy.
