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20 Trends That Girls Love And Guys Hate

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20 Trends That Girls Love And Guys Hate
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I sat down with a few of my favorite guys to discuss fashion trends they hate, or more accurately, just don't understand. I've included their quotes under the pictures to give you a good laugh and to further prove how clueless boys can be.


1. High Waisted Bathing Suit

"That's a bathing suit? Why would you wear jeans in the ocean? What do those buttons go to? Is that a pull-up or two pieces like a diaper?"

"If you're covering up your midsection because it's indecent, I'm pretty sure that amount of cleavage isn't supporting your case."

"Why are girls so obsessed with covering their belly button? Show off what your umbilical cord gave you!"


2. Cat Eye Eyeliner


"This isn't Egypt, you're not a d*mn cat, you're not going to fly anywhere with those stupid overdone eyelashes. Calm it the f*ck down."

"It's eyeliner bro" -- "Oh I thought it was those fake eyelashes"


3. Contouring

"You're trying too hard"

"She looks like she was a part of Lion King Broadway. She looks like a Rafiki on the left and Kim K on the right."


4. Crop Tops

"I'm not going to just say I hate crop tops, but I hate when certain people wear crop tops."

"If you're wearing a crop top, 9 out of 10 times, you put out more than all of your other friends."


5. Cut Out Wedges

"There are some triangles, and based on what I know from all of the architecture video games I played -- I played one. That screams it's supportive, structurally, but I don't know who the f*ck would be supportive of anybody wearing these."

"You know what would be even more supportive? It being solid like a wedge normally is, or a flat footed shoe like people normally wear."


6. Hair Bows

"If you're under the age of 10 you can get away with it. After that, you're just living in denial. That's stupid."


7. Harlem Pants


"Stop. What are you trying to hide?"

"They look wrinkled, you need to iron them."

"I think they're made to look like a cow scrotum"

"I feel like these were designed to be like high waters that would go up to your mid-chest to correspond with a crop top and just go up to about half your calf. That's what they were designed for, but people are too f*cking stupid to realize they're supposed to pull them up."


8. High Waisted Jeans

"That's way too many buttons if you really have to take a piss you're gonna go all over yourself."

"Those are stupid, I bet she can't even put her phone in there" -- "She probably has her whipped boyfriend carry it for her." -- "True."

"What is with the high waisted stuff? Don't see my belly button, but you can see my under boob."

"Why wear high waisted jeans? Just wear a longer shirt."


9. High-low dress

"It's like a reverse mullet. Party in the front, business in the back."

"I don't get why it isn't one consistent length" -- "Maybe she's walking down the street and the wind is blowing behind her and her legs will get cold. But, it's still kind of a warm day where her knees will warm up." -- "But, what if she turns around?" -- "Then you're f*cked, you should have just worn a full dress." -- "Then you should just wear a full dress. Problem Solved."


10. Colored Lip Stick

"You look like you should be in the Hunger Games"

"It looks like she just gave head to a Smurf"

"It's like contouring, I don't like anything where I can tell you're trying too hard."


11. Open Sided Shirts

"That's a bidet!" -- "Yeah, wait isn't a bidet the French butt cleaner thing" -- "What's it called?" -- "Bandeau."

"Those are not practical and they're dumb unless you're wearing it to sleep because then you can look like trash."


12. Overalls

"Overalls are stupid, unless you're a farmer, they're dumb... Or unless you're like.. really hot."


13. Pant Suits


"Oh, Hillary Rodham Clinton."

"This screams I'm a depressed mom, who still needs to work. Don't get me wrong there are suits for women that actually look good. But, pant suits, go the f*ck home.


14. Peplums

"It looks like a full dress for an elementary school girl got put onto an adult woman's body and they decided to put something under it to make up for the lack of dress. Like why do you have that."

"How do they make it do that" -- "They just sow it on like a belt."


15. Romper

"You look like a child, you're wearing a onesie."


16. Ruffles

"Ruffles are a bit much."

"I don't like it, there's too much going on, it's kinda childish."

"Stop Ruffles 2K16."


17. Sock Bun


"You have a bird's nest on your head."

"Wow, that's a big bun."

"I feel like this is Meg from "Napoleon Dynamite" who grew out her hair."


18. Big Sunglasses


"You look like a bug. Stop."

"I agree, it makes you look like a bug, but it's cute, it's funny that you look like a bug."

"But, those are big lenses I bet she has great peripheral vision."


19. Wedge Sneakers


"This is a thing?"

"Yo! But have you seen the Jordans, they have Jordans like this, they're funny as hell."


20. Crocs


"Croc-Socks. Oh my god."

"There's a video of a turtle having sex with crocs. It should just be a rule that you shouldn't wear anything a turtle has sex with."



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