Ever since Elementary school, I've hated any kind of topic that is related to social studies or geography. I personally think it's boring and a waste of time. My major has absolutely nothing to do with geography. I understand we have "core classes" that are mandatory to take, but I cannot stand learning about something I truly have no interest in. My geography class is a lecture hall, and when I look in front of me, there is someone sleeping. I look behind me, there is someone sleeping. I look next to me and of course, there is someone sleeping. Clearly this class is a big yawn. So, here's a list of things that I would rather do than study for geography.
1. Read the dictionary.
2. Drink a jar of blue cheese salad dressing.
3. Put lipstick on while driving over speed bumps.
4. Vote for Hilary Clinton (Let's make America great again.)
5. Try to explain what a "frat guy" is to my grandmother.
6. Eat full pieces of chalk.
7. Study for the ACT again.
8. Be in a ocean full of sharks .
9. Drink a bottle full of vodka, thinking it was water.
10. Shave with sandpaper.
11. My friends spot my mom on a date.
12. Listen to opera for the rest of my life.
13. Be allergic to Chipotle.
14. Bathe in hot sauce.
15. Walk on broken glass.
16. My mom having an Instagram.
17. Give myself my own tattoo.
18. Have eight kids.
19. Memorize the Torah.
20. Be in a coffin with mice that have rabies.
So if you don't enjoy studying for geography, too, you might think these 20 options are better than opening that textbook.
