20 Things I Care More About Than The Kardashians Being Pregnant

20 Things I Care More About Than The Kardashians Being Pregnant

Really, like we need more of them?

1. What am I going to read next?

I really want to read "And Then There Were None" by Agatha Christie, but "Alias Grace" is dropping on Netflix soon and I want to read the book before I watch it.

2. When can I trade in my shorts for sweaters?

The first few weeks of September were beautifully stormy and chilly Halloween weather. Then, all of a sudden, it’s feeling like July again. WTF Mother Nature!?

3. Howard and Bernadette’s second baby.

Halley and Wally would be really cute siblings names, don’t you think?

4. Sheldon and Amy’s wedding.

I REALLY hope they don’t drag this engagement out for too long.

5. How many times a week should I wash my hair?

I sweat in my sleep and my hair is all greasy in the morning. But if I over wash it, my hair gets brittle.

6. What if the bee I squashed last week has friends out for revenge?

I woke up with bug bites on my leg so now I fear for my safety….

7. Should I take up Zumba again?

Of course, to do that I would actually have to get to the gym first.

8. Those affected by the recent hurricanes in Florida and Puerto Rico.

Unless Kylie Jenner’s baby is the Messiah destined to protect the world from natural disasters, I don’t care.

9. Should I shave my legs today?

I mean, I only shaved two days ago, but I already feel the prickles. I worry people might notice.

10. What am I going to be for Halloween?

I could either dress up as Ariel or wear this stunning purple dress from Torrid with Jack Skellington’s face stitched all over the velvet. Decisions, decisions...

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11. If Spencer Reid leaves "Criminal Minds," I am done.

Derek is gone, Hotch is gone, and I don’t like where this season is going so far.

12. Am I going to get that job I applied for?

If I touch Kylie Jenner’s belly, do I get a wish? No? Then, never mind….

13. I need to get some new clothes at Dress Barn.

My coupons expire soon!

14. I have to make sure I don’t step in goose poop on my next walk.

I swear my street is like an active land mine of goose poop.

15. How should I organize my bookshelves?

I’ve bought so many new books these past few months, I’m running out of room on my shelves and it’s sad.

16. When can I buy books again?

I want all the books! But my bank account said no…

17. When am I going to get over this creative writer’s block?

It’s starting to become annoying.

18. What will I study at Simmons College (if I am accepted)?

Library science with an archives concentration or children’s literature and writing for children?

19. Picking a professor to write me a recommendation letter for graduate school applications out of the half-dozen I immediately thought of that would gladly write one.

Yeah, I know. My life is sooo tragic, it’s pathetic. #firstworldproblems

20. What do I write next for Odyssey ?

Because, you know, that’s always a priority.

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What Your Hogwarts House Says About You

Get yourself sorted and find out where you belong in the world of witchcraft and wizardry.

Sorting at Hogwarts is a big deal. Being sorted into a house is essentially being placed into a family while you are away from home learning about witchcraft and wizardry. Your house is made up of the people you will live with, go to classes with, play Quidditch with and everything in between. You basically spend 24/7 with them. Your Hogwarts house is your home away from home.

When you get sorted into a house, it is based on your personality traits. The people in your house are typically like-minded people who display the same characteristics as you.

When you’re a first year at Hogwarts, the minute you set foot in the castle you are swept into the Great Hall to have the ancient Sorting Hat placed on your head. This Sorting Hat decides which “family” you’ll be spending your seven years with.

For some, it is very obvious which house they will be in, due to certain personality traits they possess. For others, they may exemplify traits that fit a multitude of houses and are uncertain where they may end up.

To find out where you belong, you can take the official "Harry Potter" Sorting Hat quiz at Pottermore.com. For all you muggles out there, these are the characteristics that the houses possess and what your house says about you:

Gryffindor: The house of the brave, loyal, courageous, adventurous, daring and chivalrous. Those who stand up for others are typically Gryffindors. Brave-hearted is the most well-known Gryffindor characteristic, and Gryffindors are also known for having a lot of nerve.

Gryffindors are people who hold a multitude of qualities alongside the ones listed, making them a very well-rounded house. People who are Gryffindors are often people who could fit nicely into another house but choose to tell the sorting hat they want Gryffindor (there's that bravery). "Do what is right" is the motto Gryffindors go by.

Being a Gryffindor means that you're probably the adventurous and courageous friend, and you are usually known for doing what is right.

Ravenclaw: The house is known for their wisdom, intelligence, creativity, cleverness and knowledge. Those who value brains over brawn can be found here. Ravenclaws often tend to be quite quirky as well. "Do what is wise" is the motto they strive to follow.

Though Ravenclaws can be know-it-alls sometimes, they most likely do know what the wisest decision is.

If you are known for being the quirky friend, the smartest in the group or just great at making wise decisions, you're definitely a Ravenclaw.

Hufflepuff: This house values hard work, dedication, fair play, patience, and loyalty. Hufflepuff’s are known for being just and true. "Do what is nice" is their motto.

Hufflepuff is known as the “nice house” and believes strongly in sparing peoples feelings and being kind. This is not to say that Hufflepuffs aren't smart or courageous. Hufflepuffs just enjoy making others happy and tend to be more patient towards people.

If you ever find that you are too nice for your own good and cannot bear to hurt someone’s feelings, congratulations, you are a Hufflepuff.

Slytherin: This is the house of the cunning, prideful, resourceful, ambitious, intelligent, and determined. Slytherin's love to be in charge and crave leadership. "Do what is necessary" is the motto of this house.

Slytherin is a fairly well-rounded house, similar to the other houses. They are loyal to those that are loyal to them just as Gryffindors are and are intelligent as Ravenclaws.

Slytherin house as a whole is not evil, despite how many dark wizards come out of this house. That is merely based on the choices of those wizards (so if your friend is a Slytherin, don’t judge, it doesn’t mean they are mean people). Slytherins do, however, have a tendency to be arrogant or prideful. This is most likely due to the fact that everyone in Slytherin is exceedingly proud to be there.

What Hogwarts house you’re in says a lot about the person you are, the traits you possess and how you may act in some situations. But in the end, your house is really just your home that is always there for you. Always.

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Things To Do When You're So Bored All You Want To Do Is Cry

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Everyone has times when they have nothing to do and boredom strikes way too hard. From experience, I have found some top things to do when you literally have nothing else to do!

1. Clean

Not super fun, but will keep you busy.

2. Netflix

Find a new show to binge watch. Watched them all? Rewatch something you haven't seen in a while!

3. Shopping

Retail therapy can always keep you busy.

4. Make a home cooked meal

Spend some time in the kitchen and make something yummy! Even invite some friends.

5. Visit friends/ family

Pop in on some people you care about that you haven't seen in a while!

6. Write

Writing is something we all do and is a great way to express ourselves!

7. Exercise

Hit the gym or go for walk, do something to keep you nice and fit.

8. Volunteer

Go to an animal shelter, food bank, museums, or anywhere in your area that needs help.

9. Look for a job

If you're bored, maybe getting a part time job will keep you a little occupied. Plus it's extra money in your pocket.

10. Draw/ do something artsy

Even if you think you're a bad artist, drawing is something fun to do! You'll get better in time.

11. Join an Odyssey Team!

Writing articles through the Odyssey is an amazing experience and can always keep you busy!

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