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20 Things Better Than Donald Trump

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Lindsay Rhys
Apr 26, 2016
Quinnipiac University
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20 Things Better Than Donald Trump

Donald Trump. A potential nominee for a spot in the White House (barf). Not only will he single-handedly destroy this country (in my opinion), he will make America look worse than it already does. I've concocted a list of 20 things that could happen that are shitty, but still absolutely without a doubt better than Trump:

1.Drinking orange juice after you brush your teeth

2. Getting all the way to the lib with a bowl of Chobani yogurt and you realize you forgot a spoon

3. When the Uber does not have an aux cord

4. An opened, ignored snap

5. Burnt toast, like really burnt

6. The worst sunburn you have ever had, times that by 10

7. Losing your fake, Qcard, all your cash, and belongings on a Saturday night

8. Liking someone's Instagram photo from 135 weeks ago

9. When there is no hot water left for your shower

10. When Dunks burns your coffee

11. The walk from your dorm to classes on the coldest, windiest day of the year

12. The line at ABP at 12:30

13. Not getting into Dick's

14. Finals week

15. Halfway through the semester, someone takes your seat in class

16. Having to call your parents because you ran out of money

17. Being ghosted

18. Food poisoning

19. A hole in your favorite pair of leggings

20. If Fetty lost both eyes??

Yes, all of these situations suck, but hey at least they are better than Donald Trump.

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