1. Swim in a bath full of cockroaches
If this doesn't make you cringe, I don't know what will.
2. Go skinny dipping in the Arctic Ocean
3. Cuddle with a Lion
A surefire way to become it's next meal.
4. Make snow angels in Pig sh*t
I bet it smells like flowers.
5. Marry Kim Jung-un
Who could resist those eyes...
6. Become a sister wife
I think 4 is enough.
7. Cancel my Netflix subscription
Sorry but my subscription is doctor prescribed.
8. Delete Pokemon Go
I would have walked 5 miles all over town for nothing.
9. Quit Caffeine
10. Move to North Korea
I'm not sure about the beach parties...
11. Jump out of an airplane with no parachute
It's a death sentence.
12. Kiss a Great White Shark
Talk about getting your face bitten off.
13. Run a meth lab
Only Walter White can pull this one off.
14. Only eat banana Laffy Taffy for the rest of my life
Everyone knows it's the worst flavor.
15. Vote for Hilary Clinton
Because no candidate is as awful as Donald Trump.