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20 Signs You’re A Parsons SWUG And Proud Of It

By now, your senior year is in full swing, and life is good.

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20 Signs You’re A Parsons SWUG And Proud Of It
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The semester may have begun organized with pretty Lilly Pulitzer folders and extremely detailed post-it notes everywhere, but as the days pass and the end of our college career becomes closer and closer, we’re sporting sweats instead of jeans and choosing Chinese food over boys. And, no, we’re not ashamed. Not even a little bit.

We’re living the SWUG (Senior-Washed-Up Girl) life, and we’re proud.


1. Your bedtime is 10 p.m. sharp, no exceptions

2. You have absolutely no intentions of waking up before noon


3. If anyone tries to get in the way of the intimate relationship you have with your bed, well…


4. Food


5. Hooking up is not on your to-do list

6. You’re constantly late for class


7. Which means you’re wearing sweats


8. Again


9. Going out is only a thing if you can BYOB


10. And leave early. Leaving early is a must because your bed will miss you too much


11. Heels? Hahaha


12. Oh and makeup? Not a chance


13. “Ain’t nobody got time for that” is basically your slogan


14. The Trader Joe Wine Shop employees know you by name at this point


15. And while that long walk past Whole Foods is a haul, you’ve decided that it’s totally worth it


16. Because, wine = love


17. Aside from napping, that is


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