We all know that "Spongebob Squarepants" is basically the best kid's cartoon ever made. As kids, we just thought it was a funny show about a funny sponge and his funny friends. As semi-almost-adults living the college experience however, we've found Spongebob to be remarkably relatable to our everyday lives. Whether it be a cynical remark from Squidward, an optimistic cheer from Spongebob, or a greedy proverb from Mr. Krabs, there are just some quotes that will always stick with us from our favorite little sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
1. FUUUTUUUURE
Being a new adult is so hard. What are we even doing with our lives? What are taxes? How do I buy a house? There's so many kinds of insurance I need!
2. Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
Is this class honestly necessary for your major? Do you really need this to succeed in life? Does attendance have to be mandatory? Can't you just get up and leave?
3. During hibernation, animals do not like to be woken up, so do not disturb.
If it's the weekend, you best believe I will be spending as much time as possible sleeping, so there had better be no lights or noise in this room until approximately 4 p.m.
4. I don't understand anything.
Arrhenius equation? I can't even pronounce these things! And how can I possibly be expected to remember all the conjugations for this verb? Wait, what number comes after 99?
5. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.
As if group projects weren't bad enough anyway, somehow you're always the one who ends up doing all the work.
6. Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
Every day it's the same alarm for the same 8 a.m. class. How rude.
7. CHOOOOCOLAAAATE!
Pure non-cafeteria deliciousness.
8. Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
There's always that one person in class...
9. Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb!
Sometimes you're the one person in that class, but at least you own it.
10. Oh, east? I thought you said WEAST.
Trying to defend how terrible that last paper was, or why you got the question wrong. "Oh no I knew that, I just thought you said..."
11. BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOO!
"Make sure you're saying how it makes you feel, why you're writing, why you think it has value! Tell us what this subject means to you and your motivation for writing on this!"
12. I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box.
Do paychecks go to anything luxurious anymore?
13.You just tried to rip a guy's arm off for a penny.
Oh my GOD I found a QUARTER on the ground today, I'm saving up!
14. I don't wanna grow up!
Please help, I don't know how to adult.
15. Go to work, go to work, go to work, go to work...
If it's not your job, it's a club, or a class, or homework, or an internship...
16. This working out thing isn't working out.
I'm supposed to be able to see results after a day right? At most a week, right?
17. Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.
Wait, do real people think this is actually a good idea?
18. I made this one with my tears.
Handing in your essay like...
19. A five letter word for happiness... Money.
$20? Wow, that's crazy, I could probably make that last a couple weeks. This must be what it's like to be rich.
20. Fancy livin', here we come, LA LA LALA LA ♫ ♪
Extra room in the budget this month? I bet this means... I can go OUT to eat today! Maybe I'll even order dessert! Maybe I could even buy some socks!
