1. I literally cannot handle putting on boots anymore.

2. My skin has become Gollum-pale after spending so many hours indoors.

3. I keep salivating at pictures of shorts.

4. I would rather be sweating from 90 degree weather than due to thermal underwear.

5. I want eating ice cream to be a social activity and not a recipe for a frozen disaster.

6. No sweater seems cute to me anymore.

7. The only green I want to see in front of me is grass and not dollar bills to buy new gloves.

8. Anything above 35 degrees is what I currently gauge as warm.

9. I would rather get sunburned from being at the beach than because the trees are barren and lifeless and provide no shade.

10. Because 7-11 Slurpees.

11. Sunglasses should be used on sunny days, not to avoid the glare bouncing up from snow banks.

12. I am tired of wearing more layers than there are letters in my first name.

13. I don't want to dress like an Eskimo when I am walking to the gym.

14. There are only so many snowy Instagrams I can look at before I go insane.

15. Less morning frosts and more late afternoon Wendy's Frosties.

16). Because tank tops.

17. Nothing is better than taking late night car rides with the windows down.

18). Because socially accepted flip-flops.

19. Even awkward tan lines are okay, at this point.

20. This winter has been too long and we deserve some spring, Mother Nature.