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20 Reasons Why Pizza Is Better Than Guys

A slice a day keeps the sad away

Michelle Russell

Nov 28, 2016

Virginia Commonwealth University

20 Reasons Why Pizza Is Better Than Guys

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When another guy disappoints us, we can just add him to the list of rejects that we've encountered. We think we aren't good enough or we did something wrong. We spend too much time beating ourselves up over these silly guys. Little do they know we've found a replacement. Within minutes we are calling for it to come to our doorstep. Something better than them with more to give us than they ever could. We've found a cure to all of the madness and that is to simply choose pizza.

1. Create Your Own

It's basically creating your own personalized boyfriend. You can make it however you want and know that it will be perfect.

2. It will always smell delicious

3. Parents approval is a given

4. Only One Call Away

You probably have the number on speed dial.. don't deny it

5. And it will always show up at your door even if it's 2 am

6. You can choose your preference thick, thin, or deep dish.. crust

7. It doesn't mind if you’re looking rough that day or your hair is greasy, because it's greasy too

8. You can have it any way you want - folded in half, cut into pieces, or crust first

9. You don't mind having it around when you're on your period

10. You don’t mind if it’s cheesy, extra cheese is actually better

11. Size doesn’t matter, you actually choose

12. It never talks back.. you’re always right

13. It doesn’t get jealous. It understands if you’re feeling something else that day

14. Never let you down. I've never had a pizza that flaked

15. It’s good any time of the day

16. No such things as sloppy seconds, pizza tastes just as good the day after

17. Always down to Netflix and chill

18. You and your friends don't have to worry about liking the same food and it be a problem

19. It's always HOT and fresh

20. It makes you happy

Pizza has and always will be there for us. No matter how many bad apples it takes to find our prince charming just know that we have a right hand to get us through the tough times. Next time you find yourself feeling down remember pizza is the perfect guy you’ve been searching for and it's been right under your nose this whole time.

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20 Reasons Why Pizza Is Better Than Guys

A slice a day keeps the sad away

1. Create Your Own

2. It will always smell delicious

3. Parents approval is a given

4. Only One Call Away

5. And it will always show up at your door even if it's 2 am

6. You can choose your preference thick, thin, or deep dish.. crust

7. It doesn't mind if you’re looking rough that day or your hair is greasy, because it's greasy too

8. You can have it any way you want - folded in half, cut into pieces, or crust first

9. You don't mind having it around when you're on your period

10. You don’t mind if it’s cheesy, extra cheese is actually better

11. Size doesn’t matter, you actually choose

12. It never talks back.. you’re always right

13. It doesn’t get jealous. It understands if you’re feeling something else that day

14. Never let you down. I've never had a pizza that flaked

15. It’s good any time of the day

16. No such things as sloppy seconds, pizza tastes just as good the day after

17. Always down to Netflix and chill

18. You and your friends don't have to worry about liking the same food and it be a problem

19. It's always HOT and fresh

20. It makes you happy

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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