Finals start next week which means I just endured what I think is even worse than finals week: the last week of classes! The last week of classes is when you kind of have to start thinking about finals but you also have too many assignments due in the same week. Here are the thoughts I had this past week.
1. Why do professors make every important assignment due during the last week??? I'm actually going to explode from stress.
2. I mean, I guess I could start studying for finals but my last final is like 9 days away.
3. WHY ARE ALL MY FINALS ON THE LAST TWO DAYS OF EXAMS
4. I wanna go home!!!!!
5. 12 more days but I'm not counting.
6. Why on earth is my last final on the last day from 4-6pm? Why does the University hate me?
7. I guess this is where the high school skills of BS-ing your way through everything can apply.
8. I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO DO ALL THE THINGS
9. Wait... I never have to sit through another 75 minute lecture in [insert least favorite class here]. GOD BLESS
10. How on earth am I going to move all my crap out of my dorm? How did I do it on move-in day? That seems so long ago.
11. I should start packing... but what if I need that thing that I'm going to pack that I definitely don't need?
12. Remember two months ago when I wasn't stressed? I mean, I was stressed but not stressed.
13. I wonder what my cat is doing right now. I hope he's good.
14. Just one more recipe video I need to watch on Facebook, I promise.
15. Just one more wholesome animal video I need to watch on Facebook, I promise.
16. Wow imagine that! I don't have to live in a dorm for the next 3 months.
17. I should probably start throwing out all this random crap on my desk.
18. Can I survive the rest of the semester without paper towels? I really don't want to buy more.
19. How the heck did this year go by so fast?