Finals, one of the most stressful weeks a college student can have. With the amount of sleep, I’ve had this week, it is a miracle that I am even writing this article. Here are some moments from SpongeBob that accurately describes my finals week. Hope this brings you some laughs.
1.When You’ve Had about 30 Cups of Caffeine and Still Can’t Focus.
Anyone else still feel like a zombie even when you’ve had the maximum amount of caffeine you can have? Or is it just me?
2. When You’ve Procrastinated So Much That Procrastination Has Become Your Middle Name
I think I need to change my middle name on my birth certificate. Anyone else?
3. When You Take Your French Final and Realize You Should Have Studied Instead of Watch Netflix.
I guess eight hours on Netflix wasn’t the right thing to do.
When Your Friends Are Done With Finals and Go Out, But You're Stuck Inside Studying.
I need about 8 tanks of oxygen.
5. When You Wake Up In Middleton After Pulling an All Nighter.
We’ve all had these moments.
6. Waiting For Your Professor To Upload Final Grades.
My finger nails shrank a lot this semester. I might have to take a trip to the nail salon this week.
7. When You Oversleep and Almost Miss Your Exam.
I probably shouldn't have hit snooze 10 times.
8. When You And Your Best Friend Know You're Going To Fail That Biology Exam.
There’s nothing more comforting than knowing that you and your friend are in the same boat: to fail the same exam.
9. When Your Mom Calls and Asks How You're Doing.
Well, Mom, I've lost my sanity if that's any good news.10. When You're Just Done With Finals and Life
Can we start planning my funeral now?
11. When Your Teacher Says There Is No Curve.Thanks a lot *Insert Professor’s Name* for disappointing me.
12. When You Leave Himes Testing CenterAnyone who has ever taken an exam in Himes, a.k.a. “The Pit of Despair,” knows this feeling.
13. When There Is No More Free Coffee At The UnionGive me coffee or give me death!
14. When You Email Your Professor Asking For An Extension On A Paper That Was Due Two Months Ago.
If you’re anything like me, sweet talking your professor is the way to get what you want. If you’re that student with the “strict” professor, best of luck to you.
15. When Someone Says, "I Failed Too." This is music to every college students’ ears.
17.When Your Computer Crashes And You Had A Paper Due That Night.
Just kill me now.
18. When You Walk Halfway Across Campus To Find Out That The Teacher Postponed The Exam.
Nothing Irks me more than when I wake up early and walk 30 minutes across campus only to find a sticky note on the door that reads “Class Cancelled.” To all professors, this is what E-mail is for.
19. When You Get Hit With That "Fee Bill" The First Day of Finals Week.
Why not throw in a tornado while you're at it.