Somehow this show keeps our attention week after week. Maybe it's because of all the drama or maybe the unrealistic expectations the guys give us, but either way we're all hooked! Here's a few of the thoughts I'm sure we all had while watching last week's episode:

1. Finally!

That was the longest extra week of my life. Why would you guys make us wait this long after showing us Chad whistling alone in the woods like the beginning of a trailer for a scary movie.

2. Chad is psycho!

Thank God JoJo sent him home because I was getting worried for the rest of the guys.

3. R.I.P. Chad's chances with JoJo

You know it’s quality television when a group of guys have a funeral for their fallen competitor with his own protein powder. In the words of Wells "All we are is protein powder dust in the wind."

4. Holy crap, Chad is back!

Damn, Daniel! Why would you let him in? Maybe he just wants some meat before he goes. I hope he doesn’t want his protein powder back… Oh, no he’s just here to play the victim card once again.

5. Jordan trying to be the bigger man here is making him 10 times more attractive.

6. Evan, stop talking.

I’m pretty sure we’re all tired of him at this point, but he seriously gets worse every time he opens his mouth.

7. Where do I sign up to be JoJo?

I can’t decide if I want to just look like JoJo or actually sign up to be The Bachelorette and get a group of guys to compete for my love. Either one sounds like a win though.

8. Seriously, Evan. YOU. NEED. TO. STOP. TALKING.

9. I still forget about some of these guys.

Which one is Derek, again? Who’s this guy? Are you sure James F. has been here the whole season? Yeah, sorry, don’t remember you guys

10. Okay one more commercial break until the rose ceremony. Please send Evan packing!

11. …. Why? Why would you keep Evan?

Maybe she's waiting to send him home later? Yeah, that has to be it! The producers have to be telling her to keep him. They are obviously not going to end up together!

12. Uruguay?

It's a step up from last week, but still... in the words of Sean Lowe:

13. Leave Jordan alone! It’s not his fault JoJo likes him the best!

Honestly guys, do you blame her? Look at him!

14. “I’m not here to compete or compare myself to a guy like Jordan”

Okay, but you do know what this show is that you signed up for, right? The entire point of this competition reality show is to COMPETE for JoJo! How did you not see this coming?

15. I love Robby!

I’ve got to say Robby has turned into one of my favorites on the show and he’s being so open with his heart. I just hope he doesn’t get hurt if JoJo doesn’t pick him at the end

16. Extra points for Robby with that perfect kiss.

Can it get more perfect than literal fireworks when they kiss?

17. Okay, one more rose ceremony tonight. Please let Evan go home this time!

YES! Finally, bye Evan!

18. Lastly, I think we can all agree that JoJo always looks amazing and is overall kind of perfect.

Who else could pull off that much sparkles on a dress and not look like they’re at a New Year’s Eve party?