18 Things Every Student At Bloomsburg Knows

18 Things Every Student At Bloomsburg Knows

The best second home anyone could ask for.
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Bloomsburg University is the best place to be, in my opinion. Being a Husky for the past couple of years has taught me a lot of things, one being that the campus is filled with diversity. However, no matter how diverse the campus is, here are some things I believe everyone can agree on if you attend this fine univeristy.

1. The hills

Whether you like it or not, your calves are going to get into shape.

2. Going to the Commons

A place where a typical meal is sushi, grilled cheese, green beans, cereal, and a piece of pie. It’s perfectly normal/acceptable.

3. The Golden Nipple

Or, as the adults would call it, Carver Hall. If you ever get lost at night, the Golden Nipple will always lead you back home.

4. The Weather

It can go from 55 degrees to 75 and sunny to rain, then back to sunny, all in one day. It’s pretty common, actually.

5. On the topic of weather, the wind…

...the most painful wind you will ever experience.

6. It’s not Blooms! It's Bloom.

7. Professors love to coordinate their exams/projects to all happen in the same week. So sweet of them.

8. Scheduling is pretty similar to the "Hunger Games."

9. 90 percent of Yaks posted are either about wanting to cuddle or smoke.

10. The walk to the gym is basically a pre-workout.

11. Late-night pizza at Husky tastes better than pizza during the day. It just does.

12. Trips to Walmart are more exciting than they should be.

13. You’re either Team Naps or Team Tri Pi.

14. Pink Weiners is always there for you on those wild nights.

15. If you haven’t had a pretzelini, you haven’t lived.

16. When your parents come to visit, you know your going to Marley’s.

17. You just love Barb and Chip.

18. No matter how much you complain during the semester, after one week home, you already want to be back at this lovely place that has become your home.

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37 Drake Lyrics From 'Scorpion' That Will Make Your Next Instagram Caption Go Double Platinum

Side A makes you want to be single, Side B make you want to be boo'd up.

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We all knew Scorpion was going to be the summer banger we wanted. However, Drake surprised us with two sides of an album and two sides of himself. Mixing rap and R&B; was genius on his part, so why not dedicate 37 of his lyrics to our Instagram captions?

1. "Don't tell me how knew it would be like this all along" — Emotionless

Definitely a "I'm too good" for you vibe.

2. "My mentions are jokes, but they never give me the facts" — Talk Up

This one's for my haters.

3. "I wanna thank God for workin' way harder than Satan" — Elevate

For when you're feeling blessed.

4. "I promise if I'm not dead then I'm dedicated" — March 14

In Drake's story about his son the world knows about now, we get a lyric of true love and dedication

5. "My Mount Rushmore is me with four different expressions" — Survival

6. "Pinky ring 'til I get a wedding ring" — Nonstop

7. "I gotta breathe in real deep when I catch an attitude" — 8 Out of 10

This first line of the song is about to be spread on the gram like a wildfire

8. "Heard all of the talkin', now it's quiet, now it's shush" — Mob Ties

9. "California girls sweeter than pieces of candy" — Sandra's Rose

This is gonna have every girl who has ever stayed in Cali all hot and heavy, watch it.

10. "I think you're changing your mind, starting to see it in your eyes" — Summer Games

Y'all know how these summer games go

11. "Look the new me is really still the real me" — In My Feelings

When you've got to profess that you've changed 200%

12. "Only beggin' that I do is me beggin' your pardon" — Is There More

13. "Shifted your focus, lens lookin' jaded" — Jaded

14. "Back and forth to Italy, my comment section killin' me" — Can't Take a Joke

Necessary for when you've got people hyping you up already

15. "People are only as tough as they phone allows them to be" — Peak

Y'all can't have this one, I'm stealing it

16. "Work all winter, shine all summer" — That's How You Feel

Put in the work so you can flex on 'em, summer 18

17. "Blue faces, I got blue diamonds, blue tint, yeah" — Blue Tint


18. "I stay busy workin' on me" — Elevate

19. "Ten of us, we movin' as one" — Talk Up

The perfect reason to get the largest group picture you've had on your gram

20. "October baby for irony sake, of course" — March 14

This statistically applies to 1/12 of y'all reading this, so take that as you will (we October babies are the best)

21. "She had an attitude in the summer but now she nice again" — Blue Tint

22. "I know you special girl 'cause I know too many" — In My Feelings


23. "Gotta hit the club like you hit them, hit them, hit them angles" — Nice for What

24. "She said 'Do you love me?' I tell her, 'Only partly,' I only love my ____ and my ____ I'm sorry" — God's Plan

If you haven't used this one yet, get to it

25. "But I'm blessed I just checked, hate me never met me in the flesh" — I'm Upset

26. "It's only good in my city because I said so" — 8 Out of 10

Follow this up with a location and shoutout your hometown

27. "My haters either on they way to work or they arrived" — Can't Take a Joke

28. "I always need a glass of wine by sundown" — Final Fantasy

Has Drake ever been more relatable?

29. "It's your f***in' birthday. Happy birthday" — Ratchet Happy Birthday

Let's go get kicked out of an Applebee's

30. "I move through London with the Eurostep" — Nonstop


31. "I stopped askin' myself and I started feelin' myself" — Survival

Mood all summer 18

32. "They keep tryna' get me for my soul" — I'm Upset

33. "I'm tryna see who's there on the other end of the shade" — Emotionless

34. "Only obligation is to tell it straight" — Elevate

35. "It don't matter to me what you say" — Don't Matter to Me


This line from the King of Pop (MJ) will give you chills. R.I.P.

36. "I'm the chosen one, flowers never pick themselves" — Sandra's Rose

37. "Say you'll never ever leave from beside me" — In My Feelings

Couple goals, amirite?

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Eggshells... they feel like below my soles.

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Do you ever feel like you have to walk carefully around certain people? Taking one wrong step could be detrimental. This poem is about just that; walking cautiously to avoid a war. Sometimes it is simply easier to walk lightly than be confrontational with someone who does not care to see from your perspective.


Eggshells

They feel like below my soles.

Soft footsteps

One wrong stride.


A misleading grin.

Body language;

Tired yet tense.

Understandably so.


Harmony

Out of reach,

Out of touch,

Reality.


Headspace clouded

Retrospective delusion

A dreamy state

A fictional state.


Composure

Steady footsteps

Bypassing

These eggshells.

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