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18 Signs You Write For Odyssey

When someone shares your article to say it was horrible but they are still giving you hella page views.

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18 Signs You Write For Odyssey
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1. Your good ideas come to you at the most inconvenient times.

2. When someone disagrees with one article but comments, "ALL WRITERS FROM ODYSSEY AREN'T EVEN GOOD WRITERS."

3. When people forget you are a person and you read the comments on your article.

4. When people do not understand your satirical article.

5. When you make it on Odyssey's Facebook or Twitter page.

6. That feeling when you search your article and it says how many people are talking about it.

7. When your friends share your article and don't realize you wrote it.

8. When you wrote a beautifully crafted article about your innermost feelings but "30 SIGNS YOU'RE A DONUT LUVRR!" gets 100.78K shares.

9. When your article definitely bombed but your family still shares it to show support.

10. When someone tells you that your article perfectly describes how they feel.

11. Finding the cover photo is honestly the most difficult part.

12. Knowing nobody will read your shit unless it's a listicle.

13. When someone shares your article to say it was horrible but they are still giving you hella page views.

14. You didn't know what "clickbait" was until everybody started commented on Odyssey's page.

15. Checking your page views every week like

16. Considering quitting every time an article doesn't take off.

17. Then you don't because its actually a really good platform to voice your opinion and make connections with people.

18. Doing it all over again next week.

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