People call this month October, but to you it's just a month - long Halloween. Halloween is hands - down the best holiday of the year...how can everyone not see that? If you love Halloween (like, LOVE Halloween) these will sound very familiar!
- People start talking about Halloween in October, but you’ve been thinking about it since summer ended.
- In fact, you’ve known what you’re going to dress up as for months.
- Although your costume has changed a few times because you just want to be everything - why can’t Halloween be the entire month??
- You bought candy corn the second it hit the store’s shelves.
- ...and caramel apple suckers are something you hand out daily.
- So are Reese’s shaped like ghosts, mellow creme pumpkins, and really anything that makes you think of the holiday.
- Someone has yelled at you for the excessive amount of decorations you put up, but come on. Lights, posters, fake spiders, and skeletons are your thing. How could you not?
- The pumpkin you carved for this season is already rotten because you finished it so early. No sweat, you’ll be happy to do another one!
- You’ve asked all of your friends many times what they’re going to be…
- and anyone who doesn’t plan to dress up you’ve practically bought a costume for, because not dressing up for Halloween is absolutely unacceptable.
- You’ve been practicing saying “Trick or Treat!”, “Boo!”, and “Happy Halloween!” in the mirror since last Halloween.
- No matter how obsessed you are with Halloween, you’d never step foot in Halloween express. Making your own costume is where it’s at, Halloween express is for phonies.
- Haunted corn mazes are the second best thing that’s ever happened to you..
- Only second to haunted houses, of course! (You’ve been to seven this year alone, no big deal.)
- Every Disney Halloween movie ever made has been on repeat in your living room since October first, if not earlier.
- You’ll switch between classic Halloween movies and scary movies if requested, but won’t turn on anything else. Halloween only comes once a year, people!
- Any ghost story is welcome to be told in your presence, and you’ll be telling a few as well.
- Apple orchards, leaf pressing, and hayrides can step aside for now. Fall activities can wait, because Halloween is all you care about right now!
