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18 Drinks You'll Find In A College Bar And What They Say About You

The different drink order's you'll find in a college bar and what they say about the person ordering them.

Thomas Daughtrey
Jul 20, 2017
Pennsylvania State University
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18 Drinks You'll Find In A College Bar And What They Say About You
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Nothing says more about you than what drink you order at your favorite college bar. It's where you learn to drink like an alcoholic and define the kind of drinker you'll be for the next decade or two. Here's some popular college drink orders and what the person ordering them would say if they were being honest.

1. JagerBomb

"Tonight, I'm getting f#$*ed up"

"Also, I'm gonna try to fight the biggest bouncer here when they kick me out."

2. Jack and Coke

"I'm simple and broke like everyone else"

3. Diet Cranberry and Vodka

"I'm trying to watch my weight but if I have more than three of these I'm switching to shots and eating a whole pizza when I get home."

4. Yuengling

"I'm at this bar every single weekend and this is all I can afford, but hey, at least it isn't natty."

5. Craft Beer

"I have expensive taste." or "I don't drink sh*t beer." Until I've paid $14 for two of these, then I'm switching to Bud Light.

6. A Pitcher of Beer with:

One Glass: "I've had a rough week."

Two Glasses: "We're Celebrating!"

Three Glasses: "We're gonna be here awhile."

Four Glasses: "WE ARE!, broke."

7. Shots of Vodka

Guy: "I'm not gonna be speaking English by the end of the night and you're going to have to carry me home."

Girl: "I'm going to be crying by the end of the night and you're going to have to carry me home."

8. Tequila Shots

"I know what I'm doing, now go away so I can black out in peace."

9. Shot of Whiskey

"I'M A MAN!"

10. Shot of Fireball

"I'm just trying to get f#$%ed tonight."

11. Blowjob shot

"It's my best friends 21st birthday" or "I'm trying to see if I should ask for her phone number."

12. Long Island Ice Tea's


"They're a dollar for the next hour! I'm gonna drink as many of these as I can and puke everywhere."

13. Rumple Minze

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"It sounded so good but I'm going to regret it immediately and remember why people normally chug chocolate sauce when they drink this."

14. Margarita

"It's happy hour so it's the only time I can afford this."

15. Liquor Pitcher

"Idk how these are legal because I've had 3 and I have no clue where I'm at."

16. Rum and Coke

"I can be classy or trashy, I'm still trying to figure out which one I want to be tonight."

17. Gin and Tonic

"I'm an alcoholic," "I'm boring" or "This is what my dad drinks, so I do too."

18. Vodka Redbull

"I pregamed for 3 hours before I came here, so I'm gonna get some caffeine and alcohol to survive the next few hours and wake up feeling like death around noon tomorrow."

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