On a recent, brisk Saturday morning, I found myself in Bath & Body Works, as I do most Saturdays. Two older women walked in discussing the movies they had just seen (yes, movies. They saw two.) They started discussing the movie Money Monster, although they couldn't recall the name, so we just went with "George Clooney." I picked up a nearby candle and said, "If you want your house to smell like George Clooney, you should buy this candle."
Thus, it began.
The next hour of my life was dedicated to matching celebrities with the Bath & Body Works fragrances and products. If you didn't know, Bath & Body Works breaks their product line into three divisions: signature body care, home fragrance, and soaps. So I did the same.
Signature Body Care:
Golden Girls - Sweet Pea
Per Bath & Body Works: A bright and optimistic fragrance, Sweet Pea is an award-winning mix of juicy raspberries and pear kissed by soft pink petals.
So Golden Girls.
Betty White - Hello Beautiful
In case you didn't notice the Betty White wasn't in the photo above, it's because she rocks a way better fragrance. Something new and flashy, but with just a little bit of grandma floral.
Taylor Swift - A Thousand Wishes
Who better to wear the America's fav than TSwift herself? And obviously she's a diamond mist kind of person.
Arizona Robbins (Jessica Capshaw) - Beautiful Day
Okay, technically Arizona isn't a real person, but if she was, she would wear Beautiful Day.
Hillary Clinton - Moonlight Path
I feel the same way about Moonlight Path as Hillary feels in this photo. Neither are right for me.
Hannah Montana - Tiki Mango Mai Tai
If Tiki Mango was a scent when Hannah Montana was super cool, I would've bet every penny my mom spent on my VIP Miley World account that Tiki Mango was the shower gel in her bathroom.
Alex Russo (Selena Gomez) - Love & Sunshine
Selena circa 2008 definitely was also a diamond mist person.
Oprah Winfrey - Lavender and Spring Apricot
Oprah would def put this under everyone's seats if she still had her show. I bet O Magazine subscribers would love this, too.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen - Paris/Mad About You and Coconut Coolada/Pink Lemonade Fizz
It's impossible to pick just one era of the Olsen twins. I imagine that during Full House and while they starred in their own movies they wore Coconut Coolada and Pink Lemonade Fizz (obviously). Now, they wear way more sophisticated fragrances like Paris and Mad About You.
Rhianna - Tahiti Island Dream
Riri obviously prefers the eau de parfum over fine fragrance mist.
Beyonce - Forever Red
Only the best for Queen Bey. The "most luxurious fragrance ever" is more expensive than the rest (remember when she poured my college tuition in a hot tub?) This is the only option for Bey.
Channing Tatum - Malibu Heat
A wise woman in my life once said, "If I was a male stripper, this is what I would want to smell like."
Home Fragrance:
Kelly Ripa - London: Tea & Lemon
This is the only candle that should be allowed in the studio. She probably keeps a mini in her purse like me.
Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively - Baja Cactus Blossom
This was originally just a Ryan candle, but is now more justifiable as a couple candle.
Ryan Seacrest - Strawberry Vanilla
With his Warm Vanilla Sugar shower gel and Strawberry Vanilla Sugar hand soap, it was the only combination for someone like Ryan.
McDreamy (Patrick Dempsey) R.I.P. - Mahogany Teakwood
Both McDreamy and Patrick deserve a mandle (man candle) this perfect.
Jennifer Lawrence - Midnight Blue Citrus
Once blessed with JLaw, the world (or at least U.S. and Canada) have also been blessed with this candle.
George Clooney - Bowties and Bourbon
He's the man who started it all.
Soaps:
Jessica and Ashlee Simpson - Black Cherry Merlot
These two would 100% be obsessed with this soap.
Kris Kardashian - Smart Soap
It's just the mom in her.
