Obviously, the latest season finale of "The Bachelor" was probably one of the craziest ever. You got Arie proposing to Becca, then breaking up with her ON CAMERA, and it doesn’t end there with him rekindling with Lauren and PROPOSING TO HER ON CAMERA.
Now, I don’t watch "The Bachelor," so how do I know this? Twitter, which is my main source of information for shows I feel like I should watch but don't. Here are some reactions I had when looking at tweets about the crazy Bachelor season finale.
1. Oh, wait, the season finale of "The Bachelor" is tonight. Duh.
2. Isn’t it supposed to be dramatic?
3. Let’s check in on Twitter later to see what’s going on.
4. OK, it’s almost 11 p.m. What’s going on?
5. Wait, he proposed and is thinking about the girl he didn’t propose to?
6. BOY! WHY ARE YOU EVEN BREAKING UP WITH HER ON CAMERA?!
7. I know I don't watch this show, but is it a time to be salty? Yes.
8. ARIE, LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE!
9. Apparently, she said "leave" multiple times. You asshat, just leave!
10. Thank God I’m not yelling at my television or my family would be mad.
11. It continues tomorrow? Lord help us all. I should go to bed now.
12. Wait, Lauren actually took him back? Uhm? Girl?
13. And actually said yes?! UHM?! GIRL?!
14. Honestly, I’d probably be having these thoughts if I actually watched the show.
15. So Becca is the new bachelorette?
16. So when does the next season start? May? Okay, fine, ABC. You got me this time.
17. Why do I get all of my information about this show through Twitter when I could just watch it? Oh... that's right. I said I wouldn't watch it because of time.
So will I watch The Bachelorette next season? Well, here's a short answer: I have no clue about that yet. I mean, after seeing that it’s going to be Becca after she was humiliated like that on national television, I’m currently like “Yes, girl! You don’t deserve that asshole of Arie and he doesn’t deserve you!” So let’s see what happens when I see previews.
It might finally happen after me saying many times I won’t watch it.
I just want to see Becca be a kick-ass bachelorette.