2016 is FINALLY over! I think we can all agree that it was a pretty rough year across the board. But as Queen Elsa so boldly reminded us, "the past is in the past". Here's to hoping '17 will be the year to make up for the craziness of '16. So as I have done every year since I can remember, I have compiled a list of New Year's resolutions that I would like to share with all of you. Some of them may be a bit far fetched, such as "study every day", but I think the rest of them are quite attainable. Join me friends, and let's make 2017 a year our posterity will be proud to read about in their history books.
1. Exercise every day
Walking from my bedroom to my kitchen counts as exercise, right?
2. Eat healthier
All the chips I eat from now on will be baked (they're healthier that way).
3. Watch more cute puppy videos
Well this one's just a given. Who doesn't love cute puppy videos?
4. Study every day
Like I said before, I don't know about this one. But I will attempt it. Just kidding, this one is just too much.
5. Don't procrastinate on assignments
I might keep this resolution... I'll decide tomorrow.
6. Don't let the existential dread set in
DON'T LET IT SET IN.
7. Share less Inner Kermit memes
*Me*: Stop sharing so many Kermit memes. You're annoying every one.
*Inner Me*: Keep doing it, they secretly relish in them.
8. Try to get over Harambe
It's been a little over seven months now, but I still shudder every time I think about the poor creature. RIP big guy.
9. Spend less time on social media
Nahhhh, Snapchat is too crucial to give up. And Facebook is how I stay connected with the world since all I really do is stay in my room. *cue "Indoors" from Spongebob Squarepants*
10. Read a new book every month
This may be one of the easiest ones to achieve. Or it would be if I didn't have to balance school, work, theatre, a social life, and my much needed Netflix time.
11. Forget that Hillary v Trump actually happened
That drama was just too extra. The world doesn't need that kind of stress and conflict ever again.
12. Singlehandedly save the Great Barrier Reef
It can happen!
13. Start a support group for penguins who've been cheated on
Because every living creature deserves love.
14. Try to overcome your desperate nostalgia for simpler times
What can I say? I'm a millennial. We crave the late '90s/early '00s.
15. Never let your bank account drop below $100
Yeaaaaah, this one might be a stretch too.
16. Try not to skip any classes
Hahahahahahahaha.
17. Finally, achieve world peace
PLEASE CAN THERE JUST BE SOME PEACE FOR ONCE?
