People suck. Read about the people that suck.

1. People who stand waaaay too close to you in a line.

Helloooooooo?!?! Personal space, buddy!

2. People who choose the stall DIRECTLY NEXT TO YOU when there's an entire empty bathroom.

And now I have to pretend like I'm not pooping.

3. People who steal tables at restaurants.

I can't believe that old man and I have the same middle name!

4. People who touch your hand when reaching for the same thing.

Thanks a lot, now I have to go burn my hand off.

5. Stupid people.

6. People who slam doors.

It's okay, I didn't want to nap that badly.

7. People who don't use turn signals.

Say hi to satan for me.

8. People who sneeze without covering their mouth.

You're disgusting.

9. People who stop in the middle of the sidewalk.

Move it or lose it, honey.

10. People who wear socks and sandals.

EVEN MY DAD KNOWS BETTER!

11. People who think it's okay to have a spider as a pet.

Are you crazy?!?!

12. People who don't stop for pedestrians.

Unless you're the driver. Then pedestrians are the worst.

13. People who use their high beams.

If I know you're using them it means you're using them around other people--asshole.

14. People who don't flush.

WHO RAISED YOU?

15. People who go the speed limit in the left lane.

Where did you learn to drive????

16. People who think showering is optional

It's not optional.

17. People with 200-second Snapchat stories.

It's a snap moment of your life, not an autobiography.