17 People You Find on Airplanes

1. The perky flight attendant who greets you as you enter what will soon be hours of claustrophobia.

2. The manwhofalls asleep as the plane takes off, and promptly wakes up as it lands…lucky b*stard.

3. The person with their nose in a book trying to ignore the rest of the world.

4. The loudmouth who inadvertently tells you their whole life story …from three rows away.

5. The adorable kid behind you who becomes less adorable as they kick your chair incessantly.

6. The personwhostares out the window the whole time (do they expect to see a colonial woman on the wing?).

7. The hotshot that carries enough designer luggage to be a Kardashian.

8. The panicked one rambling on about “the flying box of death" and how they “need their Xanax ASAP."

9. The diva who struts up the aisle like a runway.

10. The personwhogoes to the bathroom 500 times.

11. The onesilently cussing because the drink cart hit their elbow.

12. The ladywithanexcessive amount of snacks that crinkles wrappers the whole time.

13. The moody teen with their 'beats' on, trying to pretend they're not on a family vacation.

14. The persontrying to get an upgrade on their seat.

15. The businessman simultaneously using his iPad, laptop, iPhone and any other device they will allow at that time.

16. The occasional person with an interesting story to tell.

17.You, trying to get through the flight, meanwhile observing all of your temporary “companions."