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17 Confessions Of A Chronic Napper

Eat, sleep, sleep some more.

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17 Confessions Of A Chronic Napper

Everyone has hobbies. Whether it be sports, reading, knitting or solving puzzles, you love to do it. The bliss of napping, however, blows every other hobby out of the water. If napping is your favorite hobby, you can definitely relate to some of these confessions.

1. Napping is the first thing you think about when you wake up

Okay, so I just have to get through class, work, and that meeting until I'm reunited with my bed again.

2. Friends get upset with you when you don't respond to their messages for hours at a time

Yes, I know it's 5 p.m., but I was busy sleeping for the last four hours. I don't get mad when you don't respond at 3 a.m.

3. You don't understand people who don't take naps

How could anyone possibly stay awake for that many hours in a row?

4. You've blown off obligations so you can nap

Something very important came up and I just don't think I'm going to be able to make it today.

5. You probably get your eight hours of sleep, just not all at the same time

Why yes, I'm quite healthy. Thank you for asking.

6. You don't like making definite plans, because you know you might want to sleep instead

2:00 pm on Thursday? Sorry, I think I have plans at that time.

7. You feel overly accomplished when you don't nap for a day

Who knew there was so much time in one day?

8. You know exactly what to do with a day off

What am I doing this weekend? Well, it's going to be crazy...

9. You sleep when you're stressed

I will be way more focused after I just sleep for approximately another six hours.

10. You get very upset when people disturb your slumber

How dare you? Certainly, whatever you need can wait until I'm done with my nap.

11. Location doesn't matter anymore

There was a point in time when you would only sleep in your bed. Now is not that time.

12. It's impressive how fast you can fall asleep

With all this practice, no wonder it's so easy.

13. When your friends come over, you both nap

You know you've found your true BFFs when they come to your house just to nap. You know what they say: friends who nap together, stay together.

14. You just can never seem to get enough sleep

I'm so tired. I only slept for 17 hours yesterday!

15. Waking up can be pretty disorienting

Is it 7 p.m. or 7 a.m.? Do I have to get up now? Wait, what day is it? Did I sleep though winter? Have I been hibernating?

16. Any amount of time will do, but at least three hours is preferred

Based on sleep cycles, experts recommend under 20 minutes, but at least 90 minutes gets you through a whole cycle, and six hours puts you through the cycle four times!

17. You know there really is nothing better than sleep

After a long day, there's nothing in the world that feels better than snuggling up in your bed.

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