There’s no better way to start off the semester than the much-hyped syllabus week. A week in which professors pass out syllabi and you don’t have any real responsibilities yet. For all of sylly weeks good qualities, it can also cause some problems. Here are some thoughts everyone has during syllabus week:

1. Hopefully there’s no actual assignments on the syllabi yet, because I haven’t read any of them.

2. Please God let there be attractive people in my classes.

3. There’s no way I’m doing any reading this week.

4. Should I buy cheap alcohol or splurge on something half-decent?

5. Go out every night this week? Challenge accepted.

6. So much for my New Year’s Resolution.

7. I’ll just nap after class tomorrow.

8. I’m never drinking tequila/vodka/rum again.

9. Am I making a bad first impression in class? Probably.

10. I think I’m still drunk.

11. How am I already behind?

12. I can’t believe I already ruined two tops and a pair of shoes.

13. I’m never going out seven nights a week again.

14. Oops, forgot to buy my text books.

15. Why can’t every week be this fun?

16. Sylly week got the best of me.

Cheers to a new semester!