I like to consider myself a really easy going lad, but there are just those things in life that drive.me.nuts.
Based on a survey that I recently conducted involving everyone in the entire world, I have compiled a list of the top 16 things that have been scientifically proven to annoy the f*ck out of you.
1. Texts With The Response "K" "Haha" "Lol" "Nice"
Unless you're over the age of 40 and are still unsure of how the whole texting/cell phone thing works, I'm probably gonna go ahead and assume you're a dick if you respond like this.
2. Chewing Your Food Like A Cow
I think the first thing you learn when you start to eat solid foods is to CHEW WITH YA DAMN MOUTH CLOSED. Ain't nobody got time to hear you chompin' away on your salad, Rebecca.
3. People Who Constantly Whine
If every sentence out of your mouth is a complaint of some sort, you need a check yourself before you are exiled from Earth.
4. When Someone Opens Your Door Then Leaves It Open
If someone's door is closed, it is clear they want some privacy. If you waltz on into their room and then leave the door open on the way out, you will feel this ^ deathly glare upon your inconsiderate ass.
5. Slow Walkers
(^ What we're all yelling at you)
There is a time and place to meander your slow ass down the side-walk. Scientists are still trying to discover when this time is.
6. When People Cut You In Line
The GIF says it all.
7. When People Ask The Same Question That Was Just Answered
If you aren't going to listen, you just don't deserve to know the answer.
8. When Someone Asks For Advice Then Says "Oh, you just don't get it..."
THEN WHY DID YOU ASK IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
9. "Hey, Can I have a bite?" *Eats Half Of Sandwich*
(^ The man who started it all)
The greatest show of all time (Ned's Declassified) introduced us this man, "One Bite." Viewers rejoiced in the representation of this pet peeve.
10. Drivers Who Cut You Off Just To Drive Slower Than You
If you are someone who does this, you're probably a demon and we all loathe you.
11. When You Say "No offense"
This also applies to, "Not to be rude, but..." and "I don't want to annoy you, but..." you're still probably going to ruin my day in some way so just be up front about it, ya jerk.
12. Crying Children In a Restaurant/Movie/Plane/Anywhere
I mean, yeah, sometimes kids cry. But that won't stop me from wishing that they could vanish from thin air.
13. People Who Use Periods While Texting
There is a time and place to be formal. Texting me about your life is not that time. Are you mad? Are you depressed? How the hell am I supposed to know.
14. Whistling
I, personally, am extremely guilty of whistling all the time. But that is why I can tell you it is one of everyone's biggest pet peeves. (Sorry world)
15. Not Saying "Thank you"
If I hold the door open for your bitchass or something, you're pretty much just a dick if you don't say "Thank you". Get off your high horse, Amber.
16. People Who Are On Their Phone While You Talk To Them
THIS IS MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE OF ALL TIME. Your Instagram feed will be there in 10 minutes, your friend may not be. #FoReal
Welp, there you have it. The biggest pet peeves of life. As long as people like Kim Kardashian or your annoying roommate still exist, the list will probably continue growing.
