1. You get offended when someone misgenders your dog.

And you get even more annoyed when someone calls your dog 'it'.

2. If your dog doesn't like someone, you don't like them either.

You know that your dog is looking out for you.

3. You can't do anything at home without your dogs getting involved.

Cooking, cleaning, exercising, just chilling out-your dog is always there and ready to play.

4. You can't say words like 'treat', 'walk', or 'car' in conversation or else your dog will get riled up.

Sometimes you have to spell things out just so they don't notice.

5. You never have leftovers.

How could you resist those puppy eyes?

6. You never have to pick up food or crumbs off the floor.

What's a vacuum?

7. You can't really get mad at them.

And you're constantly making excuses for them. They didn't mean it! Look how cute they are!

8. You're perpetually covered in dog hair.

So what if your black leggings are now basically white with dog hair? IT WAS WORTH IT.

9. You've spoken to your dog on the phone before.

And you've gotten looks for speaking into the phone in a loud baby voice-but it's the only voice your dog understands.

10. It's important that your dog meets and approves of your significant other.

THE ULTIMATE TEST.

11. While most people go home to their spouses, you're most excited to go home to your dog.

*Watches the clock at work while daydreaming about cuddling with dog.*

12. You swear that you look like your dog.

But you know you could never attain that level of cuteness.

13. You have more photos of you and your dog than with your human friends.

Dog's selfie game is strong.

14. You've dressed up your dog in some ridiculous outfit. (Or at least tried.)

And they probably hated you for that.

15. You refer to your dog as your actual child

Because they are! All dogs are babies.

Keep being weird, dog owners. <3