This week, I am grieving the loss of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds. I was gonna write about how much Reynolds' role of Aggie Cromwell in Halloweentown meant to me, but I just can't bring myself to do it this week. So, instead, to lighten spirits and some joy to those who are grieving with me, I decided to give you 15 weird article ideas I've had while trying to write articles. Some of them are the weirdest of the weird, some of them are ones that didn't work out, but here they are; out in the world for your entertainment, without explanation because there's nothing like a good mystery, and featuring Gifs to make this article longer.
1. Why I Love Terry Bellefleur
2. Why Were We So Consumed With What Color That Stupid Dress Was?
3. There's A Serial Killer Fandom And It Makes Me Want To Vomit Profusely
4. How Was Mark Zuckerberg Bullying Nickleback?
5. Why Would Mark Zuckerberg Bully Nickleback?
6. Why Am I Like This? A Journey Into Why I Am The Way I Am
7. What's So Great About Chicken Nuggets?
8. Rocks: Fact Or Fiction?
9. I Hate Frozen Chicken Nuggets And Here's Why
10. Why I'm Shocked And Offended That Clickhole and The Onion Haven't Offered Me A Job
11. 2016, You Are Being The Most And You Need To Stop
12. Why Doesn't Donald Trump Support Dat Boi?
13. Don't Tell Me To Chill Or I Will Fight You
14. I Am Scared And Confused As To Why So Many People Are Dying So Fast
15. Sarcasm Is The Only Way I Know How To Relate To The World: A Passive Aggressive Letter
Tag yourself, I'm "Rocks: Fact Or Fiction?"