"Bob's Burger's" Belcher family—Bob, Linda, and their children Tina, Gene, and Louise—perfectly epitomizes the typical college struggle with finding love, interacting with frustrating human beings and attempting to balance schoolwork and a social life. In the words of Bob Belcher and in the thoughts of all of my professors, "I love you, but you're all terrible at what you do here."

1. When your teacher speaks and moves like a sloth, so you cannot help but drift off.

"Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. Let's go."

- April Ludgate

2. When your teacher singles you out to ask you a question in your lecture of a hundred people, and you have no idea of the answer.

I am sorry. The person you are trying to reach is unavailable. Please leave a message after the beep.

3. When the only contribution everyone makes in the group project is their name of the final assignment.

There is a special place in hell for you.

4. When someone from a student group or a religious organization tries to force you to take their flyer.

Do they not know that it will get lost in my backpack or thrown directly in the trash?

5. When you finally comprehend that animals have better intuition than you do.

I will try to avoid you and your sh**tiness on campus, but I will somehow run into you and make awkward eye contact at least once a day.

6. When one of your underclassmen friends guest passes you into the dining hall on Taco Tuesday.

I accept that my body will despise me tomorrow.

7. When you are trying to hit the word count minimum for your paper, but your teacher also tells you to keep it concise.

@KanyeWest, please help me.

8. When Thursday comes along and your friends want to go out, but you have an 8 a.m. and several other things to do on Friday.

Turn down for that.

9. When you cannot find time to clean your room, so you douse it in a healthy dose of air freshener.

Who knew that the scent "Clean Linen" could be so noxious?

10. When you consume six cups of coffee and two Red Bulls and your eye refuses to stop twitching.

Please stop. I beg of you.

11. When the caffeine finally fails you, and you want to sleep for the next 18 hours.

Just let me sleep wherever I am, even if it is in my desk during class or on the bus. Trust me I need it.

12. When you try to make moves on your crush, but he or she fails to pay attention to you.

Maybe, one day, you will recognize me.

13. When you call your parents to vent because everything in your life seems to be spiraling out of control.

Mom, I do not need advice right now.

14. When you realize that you will be in thousands dollars of debt, and you have no idea how you will pay it all off.

Me: *Googles organ prices on the black market.*

15. When you want to binge-watch "Grey's Anatomy" for the the 10th time, but everyone else wants to watch "Making a Murderer."

Do not switch the TV show. Ever.