So lets face it, I'm not perfect, never have been and especially wasn't perfect as a child growing up. While most of you believed I was an innocent adorable little girl, well, I had you fooled. Behind the bow in my hair and my cute little smile, the devil was grinning on the inside plotting ways to ruin everyones lives. And I definitely succeeded. Bless you Mom, Dad, and my sister for not killing me or giving me up for adoption despite the amount of times you probably wanted to. If you did any of these things listed below then, congrats. You were an evil little brat, just like me.
15. When your Mom said "no" to something you wanted and you asked your Dad, and vise versa in hopes the other would say yes despite already being shut down.
14. You would hit yourself and scream to make it look like your sibling did it so that they would get in trouble.
13. You would put things in your Mom's grocery cart that you weren't allowed to have and act totally surprised when that box of fruit roll ups appeared out of no where.
12. You faked being asleep so your Dad would have to move you because you were lazy and didn't want to walk to your bedroom.
11. You cursed and had a bar of soap shoved in your mouth. I always thought my Mom was joking when she threatened me with this, and she was not.
10. You hung out with your sibling and their friends because if they didn't let you, you'd throw a tantrum until your parents made them include you.
9. You borrowed your siblings clothing and destroyed their closet in the process of deciding what to wear. Not only did you destroy their closet but you didn't ask for permission to borrow anything in the first place.
8. You got detention in elementary school for pushing someone to the ground and kicking them.
7. You poked holes through the bags of meat at the grocery store so they would spoil and no one could purchase them. (I seriously don't know why I did this, and I'm actually very ashamed).
6. You intentionally spilled drinks at the dinner table.
5. You cheated so often during board games to the point that everyone refused to play with you because you were a 'cheater'.
4. You stole money from your parents' wallet to purchase ice cream.
3. You told your parents on your Grandma when you thought they were treating you unfairly. And then Grandma would reprimand them.
2. You fed your dog your meal under the dinner table because you weren't allowed to leave till you finished your plate but you didn't like what you were eating.
1. You cried so hard that it resulted in you hyperventilating and then throwing up.
