I remember like it was yesterday...laying down, unlocking my phone and opening the beloved app we all once knew as Vine. This was not just an App, it was a portal to all things beautiful and hilarious in this world. Watching the six-second video clips would quickly turn into six hours if you weren't careful, but we didn't care because it was good for the soul, and brought people together. Now, all we have is memories and Vine compilation videos on Youtube...and we all know this isn't good enough. I'm not positive we can bring back the app, but I do know there are a lot of sick things I would do to get Vine back and here they are:
1. Give up every other social media platform
2. Give up my favorite food in the world aka hot dogs
3. Eat only my least favorite food in the world
4. Pay a monthly fee to continue it
5. Shave my head... like Brittany shave
6. Drown myself in cats because I'm allergic
7. Never pet a dog again because they're my favorite
8. Run the exact route Forrest Gump did if I could simultaneously watch Vine during it
9. Be on house arrest for the rest of my life with Donald Trump
10. Lick a frat boy's floor after a party
11. Live in seclusion on a deserted island (as long as it had good service to watch Vine)
12. Only be able to listen to Nickelback songs for the rest of my life
13. Have it feel like I had pins and needles in my feet every time I walked
14. Experience a burning sensation in my eyes every time I watched Vine
15. Win the lottery to solely buy Vine back for everyone
So this is an ode to you, Vine. You will forever be in our hearts and never forgotten.