15 Signs You Are The Shade Queen of Your Friend Group
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15 Signs You Are The Shade Queen of Your Friend Group

Don't even try and deny it.

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15 Signs You Are The Shade Queen of Your Friend Group
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We can all be a little shady sometimes. Who doesn't love to spill some tea? But if you have found yourself doing at least seven of these things, you are a true shade queen. Don't even try to deny it!

1. You lurk on people's profiles like it's nobody's business

It's basically a second job by now. Everyone knows who to go to for all their stalking needs.

2. You and your friends have a group chat to spill the new tea

As soon as you get it, you share it. There's a good chance thought that half the squad already knows it but that's okay. Share just in case!

3. Stirring the pot? That's your full-time job

You are the queen of stirring the pot. When people try to start a fight with you, you know what to tell them to divert them onto someone else.

4. You are the subtweet queen on Twitter

You know that you should just “@” them, but where's the fun in that? They always say “if the shoe fits, lace it up and wear it”.

5. You buy mirrored sunglasses so people can't see you rolling your eyes at them

They keep on talking about all this useless stuff. You're annoyed. But you're also too nice to tell them to shut up. So just roll your eyes behind the shades, my dear. Also, if you don't have a pair of mirrored sunglasses, be sure to invest in some.

6. Your camera roll is full of screenshots

If you don't have the pics, then it didn't happen. All shade queens know that screenshots are an essential in your line of business.

7. You have an album titled "Receipts☕️", for all those screenshots

Maybe not “receipts” or “screenshots”, but you have an album for them. You must stay organized!

8. Spotted that girl in your English class, that you didn't really like but tolerated? You walk--run-- in the other direction

Probably your best choice. You really don't want to get caught up in a talk about how life is going at the moment.

9. You know which sites are best to stalk people on

You have your go-to’s. They're practically your most visited pages!

10. You can go 83 weeks back on Instagram post without double tapping on a single picture

Are you really a “shade queen” or “stalking master” if you can't achieve this? It's an essential skill!

11. If you can't find their Facebook, you can most definitely find their parents

This one is borderline creepy, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. If there is a will, there is a way!

12. You used your friends profile to stalk or the people

You don't want your crush knowing, so you better borrow that besties phone.

13. You wear headphones without any music playing, so you can hear the tea

This is how you find out most of your tea. It's always when people think that you're not listening, that you find out the most!

14. Your whole squad is a little shady

Can't even deny this one! If you're shady, the people you hang out with are bound to be a little shady themselves.

15. While you might be the shadiest in your friend group, your mom has you beat

You wouldn't even dare to cross your mom. She has all the tea and is not afraid of spilling it!

Maybe it's just my friends and I who are this shady, but I hardly doubt that. You know that you've done some of these things and are perfectly okay with that. No ones hating here! Be sure to share and tag some of your favorite shade queens!

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