I'm not ashamed to admit it: I am obsessed with goats. I have had the cops called on me for trespassing in a field of goats (Joe, if you're reading this, thank you for not having me arrested). I have almost had the cops called on me for trespassing to see a goat, but the owner graciously opted to come out with a baseball bat instead. I took my senior pictures with goats. I am a goat enthusiast and I am here to tell you why.

1. They can perform amazing ashiatsu massages.

2. They happen to be fantastic yoga partners.

Seriously, if you haven't heard of goat yoga, you need to check it out. It's definitely a bucket list item.

3. They are never short of giving you love and attention.

4. They're totally hip.

He was a skater goat. She said see ya later, goat.

5. They basically double as chairs.

I don't know about you, but I definitely would not mind studying for finals atop a goat.

6. Need a ride? They've got you.

What's Uber when you have a goat?

7. They are experts at parkour.

8. They're like little kids (haha get it, kids).

9. They are fast learners.

When you say "jump," they say "how high?"

10. They can beat you in a handstand contest.

I mean, how many other animals can do that?

11. Despite their hooves, they are excellent climbers.

Seriously, how did they get up there?

12. They don't care what anyone else thinks.

13. They're super spunky.

14. I mean... they're adorable.

15. They're companion animals.

Never thought of goats as cuddly animals? You're wrong.