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1. Why would you join that place? You’re not really a “partier”…

Girls: I get to live with all of my best friends, and it’s so much fun. Plus, I get, like, 70 closets to choose from. You know someone has the same size shoe!

Guys: It’s so much more than just partying. It’s being a part of something bigger than our own self and blah… blah… blah…

2. How much did pledgeship suck?

Girls: I love my big! They always gave me presents and everything. I can’t wait to have a little of my own.

Guys: It was great. It was a lot of work, but I made so many great friends, and it’s one of the best decisions I’ve ever…..

3. So how badly do you get hazed?

We don’t get hazed at all. Hazing is stupid and outdated and ILLEGAL…

4. They tell you to say that don’t they…?

No… seriously. No one ever laid a hand on me. Hazing is not cool anymore.

5. So, now you’re one of those “frat douche bags” right…?

Well, I wasn’t, but you’re annoying me with all these dumb questions and turning me into a monster…

6. Why would you pay for your friends like that?

You get what you pay for… a cardboard box is free, but do you want to live there?

7. Wait, do you know “…..”?

Girls: OMG, she’s like my best friend! She’s so awesome and so nice!

Guys: Yeah I know him… I f*ckin live with him. He drunkenly tried to do a backflip off the porch last week.

8. Can you get me into one of your parties?

Yeah… I’ll see what I can do… I’ll talk to my people. (Hell, no. I’m not putting this annoying kid on there.)

9. So, do you, like, drink every night?

Girls: No, not really, but there’s Margarita Mondays and Tequila Tuesday and Wasted Wednesday and Thirsty Thrusday…

Guys: No, maybe once a week tops. It’s really more than just drinking, I promise. (Get me out of this class, so I can get hammered before my 4:30.)

10. You must not get very good grades then, right?

No, actually we have tons of study files, and there are a ton of older people in my major to help me. (I failed half of my pledge semester.)

11. So, how much ridiculous stuff have you had to do?

Shut up. Seriously nothing. There’s no hazing

12. You’re in Sig Ep, right?

No. It’s “Sigma Alpha Epsilon," not “Sigma Phi Epsilon." (Jeez… can anyone freaking read?)

13. Have you seen Animal House?

No. What’s it about? Is it like Madagascar? I love that movie…

14. Do you rufie people a lot? Have you ever been rufied?

Girls: That girl is such a b*tch. She just didn’t want to admit she sleeps around.

Guys: Are you serious? Do you believe everything you read? There’s like one chapter in the country that has ever done that out of 5,500. What is wrong with you?

15. Can you set me up with one of your sisters/brothers?

Girls: OMG. I know the perfect girl for you. I’ll give her your number! (I kind of feel bad for her. I hope he acts kind of civil.)

Guys: Uhh… yeah… sure… I’ll look into it. (She’s not that hot, but I’m sure “….” will go for anything that breathes.)

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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There have been many lessons learned.

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13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

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