You can trust your partner like that?

Great relationships are rooted in trust and faith. If you can't trust your partner when they're away from you, then your relationship isn't very strong. I'm proud of the fact that I can trust my boyfriend and that he can trust me. So please do not try to put a negative spin on a positive aspect of a good relationships. Ok. Thanks.

Um, everyone knows you should go into college single!

This is the one thing I heard over and over the summer before Freshman year. And, sure, maybe you don't like the idea of having constant support, love, and companionship, but guess what? I do!

*Gives unsolicited advice*

Now, I understand if you're trying to be kind and helpful, but it's hard to give advice about a situation you've never been in... And I get you're just being a good friend, but sometimes I just need someone to listen to my relationship problems and nod their head and say 'boys suck'

Why do you even bother?

Um...because I love him...maybe...just a thought, but ya know, I could be wrong...whatever, I guess.

I mean, you're practically single

I actually don't even know how many times people have said this to me. It is getting completely ridiculous at this point.

How do you deal with...desires...?

By realizing that a relationship is based on more than just physical relations. Or something, you know, I don't know...

Aren't you worried he's going to cheat on you?

Thanks for the, uh, concern, but no. I am not.

Eh, you'll break up soon

Wow you are so incredibly supportive!!! What a good friend!!!111!!11 I am so so lucky!!1!!!1

You are always on your phone...

Yeah because social media is the only thing keeping me going at this point. Thank you Snapchat.

Omg I haven't seen my significant other in almost a week!

Oh I feel soooo bad for you. I mean really. You must be in so...much...pain... I wonder what that must be like. Sad.

You're going to go visit AGAIN?

I am sorry, did you not spend every second of your free time with your significant other last night? And during the day? And in the morning? For the past-however-long-you've-been-together?

I could never do long distance

Congrats. I am so proud of you.

Are you even happy...?

Get out. Please. Just. Just go. Is it not obvious that we are both happy?

You're always Skyping him!

That's because I'm trying to make up for never seeing him. Thank you for caring about my computer addiction, but I am fine. And so is my relationship.

You guys are still together?!

Yes. Thank you for your support. I really, really appreciate it.