"Go to school," they say "it'll be fun" they say.

1. Get a Good 8 hour sleep.

...Until you realize that it still wasn't enough to get you out of bed

2. Take notes on EVERYTHING the teacher says

This includes every joke in-between.

3. NO Procrastination

This homework WILL be done before the deadline.

4. Support our sports team all the time!

But then you realize we aren't that good and you'd rather stay in and watch a professionally played sport on television.

5. Eat Right

Mmmm ... greens, plenty of greens.

6. Get Fit & Exercise

We are definitely going to hit that gym every day to get those arms and thighs we long to have.

7. Wake up earlier to look nicer

"Good appearance makes a great first impression."

No, I was most certainly not closing my eyes and dozing off to sleep as you described the quantum mechanics of physics.

9. Apply for Internships

Right now is the time to make a start to reach new horizons.

10. Study your notes EVERY night

Maybe this will get our long term memory processor working and prep us for future exams.

11. Cook full meals instead of just cereal

Wait, maybe cereal is okay again for dinner.

12. Lay off the Partying

To go or not to go is the real question.

13. No Skipping Classes

Under all circumstances, we.. must.. attend... class.

14. Less Netflix

Maybe I can just watch one more episode. Either way, I wouldn't be able to sleep now knowing that McDreamy was in an accident.

15. I'll show up to office hours for help

But if I'm not the only one that doesn't understand this then they will cut us some slack, right?