College is a special time where young adults are given freedoms that they may not have had before. Whether it is sleeping in all day or deciding what food to eat after class, students are given a lot of responsibility throughout their college career. Here are 15 haikus that can be used to describe the complete college experience. Enjoy!
1. College in general…
Homework and exams,
Some late night study sessions.
Can’t wait for next break.
2. The Freshman 15
Ramen, Mac and Cheese,
Both delicious and simple.
But, now you are fat.
3. Dining Halls
Nothing is better
Than endless cereal bowls.
Sneak some back for dorm.
4. School emails
Always check email,
May allow you to sleep in…
Or skip anyway.
5. Week-old food
One week old pizza.
May or may not still be good.
Smells good, will eat soon.
6. Hygiene
Do I need to bathe?
Ran out of dry shampoo, though.
Maybe in morning…
7. Decisions, Decisions
Beer pong or homework?
Always the same decisions.
Why not combine them?
8. Sorority girls
Sorority girls
Don’t mind being so basic.
Where is the Starbucks?
9. Fraternity boys
Fraternity bros,
Always with the pastel shorts.
Dad hat anyone?
10. The one, true hero
Safety from failure
Is like when my in class grade
Is put on a curve.
11. Naps
If I had one dollar
For every nap that I took,
I’d pay tuition.
12. Schedules
I don’t know the day
All I know is TR and MWF.
There’s no in between.
13. First day of class
Where the heck am I?
Room one or is it room two?
Screw this. Nap time yet?
14. Typical food lines
These food lines are long.
Should I make food in my dorm?
Nah, junk food it is.
15. To change or not to change
Should I go dress nice
Or should I dress as homeless?
Homelessness it is…
Are there any college experiences that I missed? Make sure to comment below if you can think of any other college related haikus!





















