Ah yes, "The College 15" - the 15 habits we college students have gained since being away from home. It's hard to lose these habits, and it's very obvious to our friends and family members when we come home that we have gained a significant amount of these habits. It's okay. The first step to recovery is realization, and it's time we realize that we all, in fact, have gained the following College 15:
1. Putting off laundry for a really long time... and I mean, a REALLY long time.
2. When finally doing laundry, it all just goes in one load - no segregation here.
3. Wearing the same shirt too many days in a row.
4. Impulse-buying things more than a poor college student should.
5. Taking naps sporadically throughout the day without warning.
6. Eating random foods and calling them "meals".
7. Forgetting personal hygiene.
8. Ordering fast food at absurd hours of the night.
9. Staying out super late despite the fact having an early day the next morning.
10. Thriving off of three hours of sleep almost every day.
11. Drinking an abnormal amount of caffeine no matter the time of day.
12. Binge watching Netflix for hours upon hours.
13. Ignoring the enormous pile of dishes for days.
14. Not remembering what a 'decent looking outfit' looks like.
15. Avoiding responsibilities till the very, very, VERY last second.
So now that we all have realized we have gained the College 15, maybe it's time we lose it... or we could put it off for tomorrow or next year and nap. Yeah, that sounds better.
