Let's face it—if you're graduating in three weeks, you're probably experiencing that sweet sensation: senioritis.
Defined as by Urban Dictionary, senioritis is "a crippling disease that strikes college seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as graduation."
You're probably reading this to avoid working on a paper or studying for finals, aren't you?
1. Getting up for class on Monday morning has become the hardest thing you do all week... and your first class doesn't even start until noon:
2. And you get anxious when you're not let out of class two minutes early:
3. Your planner has begun to look something like this:
4. This is how you feel about participation points:
5. Because let's be real, you have far more important things to do:
6. Your reaction when your professor assigns a new project or paper:
7. And then you remember you'll be stuck in school forever if you don't actually pass your classes:
8. Because your brain has already begun the process of forgetting all of the useless information you've gathered over the last four years:
9. And since you're a senior, you've basically stopped caring about getting 'A's—'C's get degrees, right?:
10. You can't even fake enthusiasm for your teachers:
11. You've decided the best career choice is the one where you can utilize all of your awesome skills:
12. The look on your face when your parents ask if you've been networking for post-grad jobs:
13. Your last finals week arrives and you've lost the ability to care:
14. Basically:
So, class of 2016, be strong—graduation is only a few short weeks away and you can finally say goodbye to endless tests, projects, and nights in the library that you could have spent perfecting your tequila shot game.
Fake it until you make it, grads!