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13 Thoughts You Have While Going On A First Date

Please, please... Don't let that fart go..

Gabbi Howard

Jan 28, 2017

University of Tennessee

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13 Thoughts You Have While Going On A First Date

1. Okay. Keep it together. Lets try to hold all farts in as much as possible tonight.

I can not screw this up like the last one.....

2. I NEED TO STOP BEING SO NERVOUS. HOLY COW.

Hopefully he can't notice that I am not mumbling my words when I talk.

3. I am already sweating through this nice shirt. Unbelievable.

4. Golly, darn it. Hopefully he didn't hear that one rip...

I'll just hum really, really loud so he can not hear it

5. Oh wow, can this guy can get anymore attractive!!

6. Am I smiling too much??

7. Yes. Yes I am. I need to chill.

8. HE JUST TOUCHED MY HAND.

I need to go to the bathroom and text my roommate about this.

9. I hope he doesn't think I eat funny...

Remember keep your mouth shut while you chew.

10. He just told me I can have dessert of my choice!

He is about to learn fast how big of a fat kid I am at heart.

11. Man, I feel so bloated.

I need to put on my jacket or suck up my stomach to make it look like I didn't eat too much....

12. Checked my armpits again, yea.. I. Am. Still. Sweating.

Okay, even though they are sweating, they didn't stink. We are good. Well, at least I don't think I can smell myself...

13. I wonder if he will kiss me good night...

Man, if he does.. I can't think about this anymore. My stomach is in knots!

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13 Thoughts You Have While Going On A First Date

Please, please... Don't let that fart go..

1. Okay. Keep it together. Lets try to hold all farts in as much as possible tonight.

2. I NEED TO STOP BEING SO NERVOUS. HOLY COW.

3. I am already sweating through this nice shirt. Unbelievable.

4. Golly, darn it. Hopefully he didn't hear that one rip...

5. Oh wow, can this guy can get anymore attractive!!

6. Am I smiling too much??

7. Yes. Yes I am. I need to chill.

8. HE JUST TOUCHED MY HAND.

9. I hope he doesn't think I eat funny...

10. He just told me I can have dessert of my choice!

11. Man, I feel so bloated.

12. Checked my armpits again, yea.. I. Am. Still. Sweating.

13. I wonder if he will kiss me good night...

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1. “Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside. It's where my demons hide.”

2. “Tonight, we are young.”

3. “Cuz I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.”

4. “Tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame.”

5. “I can’t wait to fall in love with you, you can’t wait to fall in love with me.”

6. “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.”

7. “Why you so obsessed with me?”

8. “We ain’t ever getting older.”

9. “I didn’t know that I was starving until I tasted you.”

10. “Didn’t they tell you I’m a savage?"

11. “I’m gonna make you miss me.”

12. "Cheers to the freakin weekend.”

13. “Love’s a game. Wanna play?”

14. “You don’t know about me, but I bet you want to.”

15. “Let’s set each other’s lonely nights, Be each other’s paradise.”

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18. “But you will remember me for centuries.”

19. “Something about you makes me feel like a dangerous woman."

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1. "Talk about a dream
Try to make it real
You wake up in the night
With a fear so real
Spend your life waiting
For a moment that just don't come
Well don't waste your time waiting." (Badlands)